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Some critics argue there is a contradiction when people who oppose eating animals also support organizations that have euthanized animals or endorse policies that result in animal deaths. They contend that if the goal is to minimize animal suffering, then supporting such organizations appears inconsistent with that principle. From this perspective, objecting to livestock farming while overlooking animal euthanasia can seem hypocritical.

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There are a high number of vegans with explosive diarrhea. As the cause of it is from the lettuce found at Taco Bell.

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Government Considers "National Mother's Milk Initiative" in Proposal

CAPITOL CITY—In a proposal that experts immediately confirmed vegan politician Hora Banashi unveiled the "National Mother's Milk Initiative," a bill that would ban all dairy farms as well as soy, oat, almond, and other plant-based milk products.

Hora Banashi claimed that dairy farming, almond irrigation, soy cultivation, and oat processing all leave environmental footprints, declaring, "The only truly local milk is the one that never travels."

The proposal suggests that "multiple volunteers" would undergo a medical procedure intended to increase breast milk production, with the goal of replacing every carton of milk sold in grocery stores. The bill claims this would eliminate emissions from dairy farms, reduce farmland use, and allow cows to "retire to peaceful grass-filled sanctuaries."

Scientists are excited, while grocery stores wonder where they would even place "human milk dispensers" in the dairy aisle.

The proposal concludes with the disclaimer:

This article is satire. It describes imaginary people, imaginary legislation, and impossible public policy. It is not based on real events.

This version is clearly presented as fiction and parody rather than real news. For now.

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Vegans are lobbying to ban milk farms. This includes soy milk products as it puts an undo burden on the environment by increasing the carbon footprint. Women are being called upon to have their breast milk bottled to help the environment.

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Vegans marketing human milk for humans only use.

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Many forums give different answers. In the Star Trek episode, The Gamesters of Triskelion, was Uhura raped?

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Tanabata

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A love story of a transgender finding love during summer vacation.

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Fruitarians are calling out vegans for killing millions of microfauna. Saying to truly practice what they preach, vegans must stop eating root vegetables.

This way, millions upon millions of microfauna lifeforms can be saved from being slaughtered to death.

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Estimated Global Deaths Associated With Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) and Major Health Crises (1926–2026)

Health Crisis / Cause

Estimated Deaths Over Last 100 Years

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) incidents

250+ million

Includes floods, hurricanes, tsunamis, drowning, blizzards, industrial accidents, and weather-related disasters

COVID-19

~7–30 million

Official confirmed deaths are lower, but excess mortality estimates are much higher

Spanish Flu

~50 million

One of the deadliest pandemics in modern history

HIV/AIDS

~40 million

Long-running worldwide health crisis

Tuberculosis

100+ million

One of the deadliest infectious diseases historically

Malaria

150–300 million

Especially deadly in tropical regions

Cancer

1+ billion

Combined global deaths across all cancer types

Heart Disease

1.5+ billion

Leading global cause of death overall

Cholera

Millions

Multiple outbreaks tied to poor sanitation

Smallpox

~300 million (20th century)

Eradicated globally in 1980

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Welcome to a cosplay convention. Where it's not blackface when it's connected to Frieren.