For the love of wingspans

[hoko-onchi-writes]

I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.

This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.

This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[alegitsalvage]

[kalemakar]

He's bi actually.

[thebctman]

He stayed up all night. Joel stays up all night long because Ellie’s scared. He knows she’s scared, he knows that her mask is slipping to show the 14 year old girl she is. She’s terrified, he knows that and never judges her for it because of course she would be scared.

So he lies, he lies to straight to her face saying that nobody will find them at night so she can fall asleep peacefully. He then stays up all night for her and protects her.

Because it keeps him up awake, with all the possibilities of what could happen. Because the last time a kid was scared, he lost her. He’s haunted by the what if’s, he’s haunted on the fact of if he’s capable to protect her. So, he has another sleepless night for a sliver of a peaceful mind.

[cornyonmains]

Something I really love about The Last Of Us are these subtle little moments that showcase the real intelligence required for survival.

Bill wearing his hat in the dark during that shootout to keep the rainwater out of his eyes.

Bill didn't get shot because he was standing out in the open. The flamethrowers would have been too bright for the gunmen to see him. He was shot because he gave away his position when he yelled.

Joel seeing the bleach on top of the refrigerator, which is what made him think to look in the fridge for battery components.

Tess's skill with social engineering warranting an entire post of its own.

Ellie noticing Joel's hearing being shot on his right.

Honestly basically everything Bill did.

Like, they earned it, and you can see it in so many little moments.

Then you have Frank, who fell in a hole, and won the apocalypse. And I respect this dichotomy SO MUCH.

[rylandsgrace]

#The last of us + celebrities

[stevenrogered]

Joel? Hmm?

[pigeoncoffee]

the yellow kitchen of my dreams 

[bramblescrossing]

Some basics to making your own brows, freckles, and shapes, below the cut!

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[bfire92]

Hi! I am setting up a Greek/Roman mythology Discord Server. I saw that all other servers about the topic, was either about a particular media, a role-playing server, or for believers only. This server is for everyone who wants to learn and discuss Greek mythology. It is still brand new, so I am still “decorating it”: https://discord.gg/CaGzzY4

[mundodeseriess]

@mundodeseriess

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[melodicdonut]

Me: Hades is my favorite Greek god

What people think I mean: I'm dark and misunderstood and I think I'm mysterious and dangerous and I wear only black clothes and my hair is always in my eyes

What I actually mean: I'm an introverted nerd who gave my dog a stupid name because it's funny and mostly I just want to be left alone except for that one person who is sunshine incarnate

[deet-doot-diz]

Feeling broken, feeling loved. 💕💕

[loresandmyths]

The CONTRAST between Persephone being angry with Hades and Mynthe being angry with Hades is STARK.

Even when under Ares influence, Persephone is able to pull back, realize that she was about to blow up, and then calm herself down. I really admired this. It’s a hard thing to do.

This is healthy. It sets them up to have a productive conversation with meaningful back and forth. This is NOT verbally, emotionally, nor physically abusive.

[chinchela-art-deactivated202208]