Melodist's Stuff

I have no idea what I'm doing.  Currently obsessed with The Flash, Star Wars, and anything Loki.  Also Nigel from Crossing Jordan, but let's face it, that's a dead fandom.  (I LOVE YOU STEVE VALENTINE)  Hahaha, I'm trash.    

[tendie-defender]

[sistersorrow]

The later this gets posted, the funnier it gets

[melodista]

2.5 HOURS TO GO

[bedeviledgoober]

NEXT TIME, YOU INVITE PAM

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[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[rivkann]

[flower-in-a-horror-novel]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[wilwheaton]

Honestly? They had me at "Trump dies".

[wilwheaton]

[mokeonn]

The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

[homunculus-argument]

Altogether, I really like the way americans say "can I help you?" as a polite general one-size-fits-all stand-in for "who the fuck are you/what the fuck are you doing here/how the fuck did you get in here/what the fuck are you staring at/what is your fucking problem." Such a polite way of going "bitch what the fuck."

[brightlotusmoon]

[birthdaypigeon]

Happy birthday Queen

[birthdaypigeon]

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

[anexperimentallife]

[wifehaver103947]

mutuals do this!!!!

[paradoxolotl]

Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup

[shyranno]

Hello, this is my application to the Star Trek Lower Decks fandom. I can make doodles, and laugh really, really stupidly hard. Please accept this art offering. Thank you for your consideration.

[heywriters]

If you want to write a dumb little story with a dumb little plot and ridiculously silly characters. No one's stopping you. Genuinely, no one should be allowed to stop you. Write that dumb story with your whole heart and don't hold back.

[userautumn]

I will be on tumblr until there is an Error 404 message in place of my dash they will have to physically remove me from the premises like someone's drunk aunt at a party idc

[personaglitch]

"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

[wool-feathers]

Writing a self insert helped me unpack more trauma than twenty years of therapy. Do it.

[catgirlwheels]

[crazykuroneko]

In response to Slate's article on the possibility having non-heteromative team in figure skating (particularly, ice dance and pairs), Oniceperspective shared a glimpse of Gabriella Papadakis (FRA) and Madison Hubbell (USA) working on their same-sex program. You can see how they switch the leading figure between them.

You can see them trying out lifts in this video.

The rest is on Instagram here:

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A post shared by On Ice Perspectives ❄️🎥 (@oniceperspectives)

[a-la-orilla-del-rio]

[anexperimentallife]

This is the closest to a comic-accurate Gomez I've ever seen in a live action adaptation, too.

[teaboot]

If you didn't want to be assimilated into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[sukiluvvs]