Left Seattle

and lo she said "be gay, do crime"

[ilovefriendsthathover-deactivat]

july is lesbian month because this month fucking sucked (:

heres an incomplete list of the shit thats happened this month alone i wrote out in the tags only to realize that it wouldnt transfer alksdjflksd:

[cocolechatnoir]

The President is my Quarantine buddy! 

Rules: the last photo of a celebrity saved on your phone is your quarantine buddy.

Tagged by @casualnerdchild

I tag @heddathehorrible @i-curiositas @carnalreincarnated @stewacai @we-the-dreamers @hoppehoppereiter and @labyrinthinelibrary

[carnalreincarnated]

This is literally the only celebrity photo I have saved in my phone. For reasons. 😂 I guess my quarantine will be a fun one.

Tagging @es-oh-si-que-es @taletreader @jimmythedonut @hentaihotsauce @hawkin-byrd @darkhawk1126 @purgatorybridge

[hentaihotsauce-deactivated20240]

This is the closest thing I have to a celebrity photo saved lol.

TMNT isn’t a bad house partner.

@eterrorist @brittania-rex @dark-kelta-deactivated

[silent-calling]

I’m cool with this. Don’t worry, Johnny. The rum isn’t gone. We’ll share.

I wasn’t tagged, but Imma tag @fresno-nightcrawler @ninatastic @all-ringils-blazing @termytheantisocialbutterfly @tinyandardent and @tiny-broken-pieces

[all-ringils-blazing]

James Hetfield is my quarantine buddy

*James’ voice* Yeeeeeeeeeah

Tagging only: @mochibat @emperor-draygon @pinkpolygons @theslumberofthebeast @punk-courtesan @kittyinhighheels @fresno-nightcrawler @the-white-frost cause Im tired

[theslumberofthebeast-deactivate]

It-t…it’s Dave Ponchostaine

@rogers-wateringcan @80sphase @lovely-menza @trashtheplace @daveslutstaine @slavet0thegrind @ilovetomkeiferslips

[malinov-kompot]

Thanks @theslumberofthebeast for the tag!💕

Am I srewed? Yes. Am I going to complain? No. Anyway, I tag @thrasherbastard @idontloveanything @deodorant-cake and @tuliptheswashbuckler 💕

[wharghoul]

ty for the tag maggie ily!!

fuck yeah knoxville i’m set for a sickass quarantine

i tag @carniiivore @axelhatesyou @shotgunmessiahs and @ratsalad 💕

[ratsalad]

this picture of lars ulrich (cropped from this for comedic purposes) was the last picture on my phone lol. i’m tagging @tozier-the-trashmouth @urcowboyfriend @blodgram​ @firebonbon @kthemarsian​ if you guys wanna do it!

[kthemarsian]

Sebastian Stan as my quarantine buddy? Sign me the fuck up 😁

I am tagging @lov3nerdstuff @nuggsmum @just-the-hiddles and @hopelessromanticspoonie. Only if you guys want to do it 😁

[nuggsmum]

No thanks lmao

[lowhostrikesback]

Stealing this from @nuggsmum coz it’s hilarious hahahaha

Let’s see– *checks hers*

Nevermind. *tosses phone in a bin*

[nuggsmum]

Wanna switch @lowhostrikesback ?

[holykryptonitekitten]

Well fuck…its gonna be interesting…😆

@wickednerdery @brewinchesterskywalker @wrappedinlokisarms @nekoamamori @cyenakarma @lokispettigerr

[wickednerdery]

I don’t save celeb photos on my phone (or, if I do, I delete right after), but here’s the last from my computer, lol!

So…yeah…I’m feeling pretty good about this, lol!!

@lady-crowned-with-stars​ @ultrarebelheart​ @chibiyanai​ @crazytxgradstudent​ @manip-loki​ @michellearel1​

[n9yt1r1]

Welp!

@stardancerluv @starscreamloki @jokershyena @lovermrjokerr @little-moonbeam-666

[loki-hargreeves]

Well well well, quarantined with Kylo. I wouldn’t complain 👀

@iraniq @godidontevenknowwhat @i-have-arrived-bitch @yuna-belikova @optimisticpeacecollector5

[kato-ptris-deactivated20230720]

i’m with matthew i’m so happy he’d be such a fun person to be quarantined with he’s so cute and his vibe is immaculate 🥺

tagging: @sorta-spoooky​ @aspen-groovy​ @lancetuckershairgel​ @ok-buchanan​

[callsign-fangirl]

@captnrogers​ @mr-skyline-r34​ @nickysurfer28​ @trekchik​ @star-spangled-beard-burn​ @omega-nicole​ @deathonyourtongue​

[mr-skyline-r34-deactivated20210]

Not mad ngl

@salted-caramel-tea @gecrgemackays @hxldmxdxwn @chicana-fangirl @chaoticpete @lextheflexsthings @ladystrombwick @xalexxanderhamiltrashx @bluetree76 @a-qualitystudentharmony @official-and-unstable-satan @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @callmemoonlight123

[xalexxanderhamiltrashx]

This would be fun!

@holdonigottareblogthis @paintingsofdicks @marvins-breakdowns @icancryoncue @obsessionsoftheobsessed

I have a good guess of what some of your celebrities will be. Y'all are predictable af 😂

[tbslnic]

i resent that statement

but you’re exactly right

@rbcclndr @letspushastrollerjustmeandyou @janewithajay @itsgatoradebroski @caught-in-the-den

[1deleted2account3toodles4-deact]

this PICTURE LMFAO but yeee

@pass-the-sugar @shortinsomniac @marvins-giddy-seizures @morgicorgidacaptain @this-had-better-come-to-a-stop

[okay-apollo]

Look at that laugh!

@hangupyourdamnclothes @melodyofspring @mewnyan @chhheckmate @lieutenantg

[melodyofspring]

hyEs thanks lesbian jesus (also this album slaps)

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if anyone on @broadway-biscord-united wants to do this go ahead?

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[outlanderalien]

Hey guess who just unfortunately discovered that UK political fanfic exists and has some amazing tags on AO3

[antique-scarecrow]

Pff “unfortunately ”

[melodyofspring]

tagged by @slime-tutorial and @mckennaneedsalife on @broadway-biscord-united

I tag @ineffable-wonders @lieutenantg @morgicorgidacaptain @smolsadfool and anyone else who wishes to do it

dont know if yall were tagged already and dont feel like ya hafta if ya dont vibe with this :)

[prettyboysareindemand-deactivat]

This just hits different and I love it.

(Thanks @melodyofspring for showing it to me because AHHH)

[melodyofspring]

you have no idea how immense the joy you've sparked is!!!!!!!!!!

[melodyofspring]

yes google that's exactly what I was looking for

was curious about act omega and-

[cool50sshades]

Yes

Yes it is canon in the bible

[melodyofspring]

ah, thank you

take that karkat ❤ judas shippers!

[1899-newsboy-strike]

The link for you to make your own is here 

Thank you @briefexpertgladiator​ for tagging me :)

I tag @luv-ya-hun​ @mathletemadison​ @kettnerjanea​ @neko-kaiyo​ @theatrequeer​ @snakeyboimusical​ @mariah-vg​ @the-moon-looks-old-and-gray​ @tealaquinn​ @xxlovablefashionxx​ (none of you are required to do this, but it’s here if you want to)

[the-planet-venus]

❤❤

@homemadebiscuts @stupidnewsiememes @santa-fe-maniac @your-lover-crutchie @luv-ya-hun

[your-lover-crutchie-deactivated]

Iconic.

@elmers-glitter-glue @romeo-appreciation-squad @this-had-better-come-to-a-stop

[this-had-better-come-to-a-stop]

Thanks for tagging me! These are what I’m listening to at the moment :)

I tag @lieutenantg​ @what-i-covet-i-keep​ @rbcclndr​ @marvins-giddy-seizures​ @letspushastrollerjustmeandyou​

[1deleted2account3toodles4-deact]

Clearly I am not okay hooo boy I am losing my mind over these musicals (thanks dee ilysm)

edit: these aren’t my favorite albums of all time tho haha just what I’m currently listening to if anyone cares

Tags: @ameliaaa-l @paintingsofdicks @itsgatoradebroski @spot-the-brooklyn-pirate

[ameliaaa-l-deactivated20210304]

@thetrashyartist08 @rowaen @lieutenantg

[lieutenantg]

I tag; @melodyofspring @slime-tutorial @morgicorgidacaptain​ and @marvins-breakdowns​

[melodyofspring]

I really do be the only one without a musical 😳

thanks for the tag!

@ineffable-wonders @sanslatte @mckennaneedsalife

(y'all don't gotta, I know these can be a pain)

[melodyofspring]

T r i n a ?

as someone who lives in a constant state of breaking down,,, yes

[0rdinarymagic]

CAST ME!

Cast me in something. Anything.

Like a…

- Broadway show

- Movie

- Television show

- Book

I’m really interested in hearing what roles everyone could see me playing…past, present, and future. Leave your casting choices in my ask box.

[starrysence]

gonna rb this again

[godlyfandoms-deactivated2020090]

This seems like it’d be fun

[stjernfaerie]

Yes please do this I wanna knowwwww

[scamandergenes]

Aaah do it, I’m so curious!! 😍

[tired-lupine]

this is all I want to know? Please

[bunsbubs]

Pleeease?

[tthetinkerer]

OO YES!!!

[damn-shawty]

!! :D

[tbslnic]

hi

[slime-tutorial-deactivated20200]

P l e a s e ?

[lieutenantg]

😳

[melodyofspring]

yo fuckin uh,,,

[melodyofspring]

yes google that's exactly what I was looking for

was curious about act omega and-

[inkchantress]

tropes i will never get tired of

fake dating

omniscient narrator who immediately contradicts the characters (“This is fine,” she said. It was, in no way, shape, or form, fine.)

deadpan jokes while swordfighting

the “I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE” guy

oblivious pining that slowly escalates until A is going on page rants about how pretty B’s eyes are but still doesn’t seem to recognize they’re in love

Strong Leader Type having to physically fall down in order for the other characters to see how exhausted they are

funny villains who talk and make jokes with their heroes while they’re fighting them

the villains presented as the protagonists

*increasingly pulls out bigger and bigger weapons from more unlikely places*

“I said all of your weapons” *pulls out more*

“ALL OF THEM” *pulls out one last tiny dagger*

traumatized character using humor to cover up ptsd

characters going out for a break at a restaurant/movie/whatever and something bad happening

using the “*gasp* what’s that over there???” trick to avert the enemy’s attention and it working

a villain’s weakness being something totally random and nonsensical

a hero duo arguing over who’s the sidekick while fighting a villain

“don’t be silly, we don’t need [important thing]”  “you lost it, didn’t you?”  “yeah”

“what’s the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”  “raise the dead”   “and what did you do?”  “raised the dead”

“I think that went pretty well” *explosion in the distance*

[rebloggingwrittingadvice]

This right here is a serotonin generator

[edgar-allan-possum]

Something unlikely happening + two people swapping money in the background

[melodyofspring]

• Witty exchanges during a sword fight and one disarming the other and tilting their head with the business end of a sword

[melodyofspring]

call out post for me-

[melodyofspring]

behold, the brothers McElroy!

left to right, Travis, Griffin, Justin

[melodyofspring]

glad that hellscape is over

also the guy looks like Griffin Mcelroy and those implications frighten me

[melodyofspring]

glad to see we have our priorities in order

(thanks to @lieutenantg )

[melodyofspring]

all residents of Chilladelphia are wonderful and deserve the world <3