Hello Darlings

Welcome to my little world. I hope you find some happiness here. Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'm fucking dying someone please make a Pink Panther-style crime comedy about this

[lesbyterianchurch]

I thought this was fake news?? It's real?!

[marsapartment]

Everything about this snl skit absolutely slaughters me. The flawless directing, the acting, the music. God the fact that every shot looks like it came from the poignant ending scene in Arrival fuckign murders me

[charmander-propaganda]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

[antisepticbandaid-deactivated20]

@doedoebay

[zooophagous]

Video killed the radio star. Internet kills television. Internet creates the podcast. The internet killed video and brought the radio star back to life.

[alicenginger]

The radio star eats man, women inherit the earth

[everydaylouie]

ghost choir 👻 🎵

[teacupfulofstarshine]

I DID NOT THINK ANYTHING COULD TOP GHOST DUET

I WAS WRONG

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO BE WRONG IN ALL MY LIFE

[johnnywhistler]

Happy Halloween the 1st!

[jelicatessen]

Is this boo-wop

[spicymemesociety]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

B99 Cast + Favorite Cold Opens

+Bonus

[tiktokarchive]

[starwarsgraphictee]

he was on his way to a job interview

[dynamax--grookey]

[failnation]

Someone went to town with sticky lizards in this Kmart.

[thecutespook]

They threw some of them so hard they exploded

[reinelefey]

RANT TIME

I work retail.

We sell these things in eyeball form for Halloween.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE. PLEASE

Fucking PLEASE STOP THROWING THEM ON THE CEILING.

We get in trouble when this happens because it’s a loss of merchandise for us. The sheet rock in the ceiling tiles DOES SOMETHING to those little fuckers, and it is like SUPER GLUE. They come off so HARD AND PRACTICALLY MELTED TO THE CEILING.

WHich damages the ceiling tile. Guess who is responsible if a ceiling tile falls on a guest?

Fucking us.

I had to climb a twelve foot ladder in order to pull these fuckers off, and the ceiling tile CAME WITH THEM. Which gave me a LOVELY black eye and covered me in God knows what what in that fucking drop ceiling.

ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. IT’S ACTUALLY A DANGER FOR THE EMPLOYEE CLEANING IT UP.

This has been an ANGRY PSA.

[pagewoman]

[pagewoman]

Scottish Wildcat and Kitten

[sculptedfromclay]

[kingdomkome21]

Do these quotes REALLY have anything to do with Wonder Woman?

[sculptedfromclay]

…

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

fake geek boys at it again

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

[deeperwells]

[a-mischief-mannaged-star]

Felt like that when I found out

[alphashrooms-deactivated2021022]

While verifying this I found out that Chelsea Peretti’s brother, Jonah Peretti, is the CEO of Buzzfeed

[raviposting]

Okay apparently he also is a cofounder of The Huffington Post and created the concept of reblogging/retweeting  which is really not where I saw this post going 

[helloitsbees]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[twoofcups]

[30-minute-memes]

Wanted: Orange Cat

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.thisisinsider.com/garfield-cat-dinner-party-2018-8

A woman successfully borrowed an orange cat for a Garfield-themed dinner party for her kids, and should really win 'Mom of the Year'

Clara Edwards, a mother of two in Oklahoma, crowdsourced an orange cat to borrow for a Garfield-themed lasagna dinner party for her kids. He

[hurricane-overseas]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[mystolenlullabies]

This is so pure

[yeehawlw]

scoping out if it’s safe to come out to someone

[ipromiseimreal]

[ripe]