Follow The Stars

Ezrah/31/NonBinary  they/xe  Aliens take me away from here <3

[dailycatsblog]

[woolandflax]

Mewseum

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[bnmxfld]

shoutout to the albums you’ve listened to so much that they’re basically a part of your soul

[pvrrhadve]

you've met me at a very wild animal caught in a bear trap gnawing off its own leg time in my life

[flunkett]

i had a dream that this guy was looking for a bathroom and he found one labeled "god" and thought "..well surely not" so he entered and god was in there washing his god hands and was all like "u cant be in here 😠" and started like flinging tap water at him but because hes god the water kept turning into wine and the guy was like dude what the hell stop flinging wine at me

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[cursesandcrows]

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

[skybson]

2x18 - Profit and Loss

[teathattast]

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[importantanimalstories]

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

[sariahsue]

@sketchy-panda​

[carpisuns-archive]

[catchymemes]

[yuumei-art]

The belated continuation of the fanciful brooms collection. Instead of more flora brooms, I chose to explore fauna brooms~

I actually drew this months back but completely forgot about it ahaha

I still have dozens of broom ideas thanks to everyone's suggestions and I'll be working on those as inspiration strikes!

[atramentumnoctis]

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about