I’m a broke, mad scientist type, with a fuck ton of plants. Odviously I have two options here:
1) clone my plants and sell them.
2) create a plant army to take over the world.
Anyways, my business slong is now “own the plants or the plants will own you”.
*Someone causing me trouble while I’m trying to just make a living selling plants*
Me: TIME TO SWITCH METHODS!
Me after the 10th frat boy in a row asks me to grow weed for him:






















