I May Have A Problem.

[myplantchildren]

I’m rewatching the Lorax, welcome to my commentary.

Me, seeing spray painted aloe at Home Depot:

[myplantchildren]

Halloween has buds!

[myplantchildren]

My succulent is now a long boi!

[myplantchildren]

Meet violette

[myplantchildren]

I’m a broke, mad scientist type, with a fuck ton of plants. Odviously I have two options here:

1) clone my plants and sell them.

2) create a plant army to take over the world.

Anyways, my business slong is now “own the plants or the plants will own you”.

[myplantchildren]

*Someone causing me trouble while I’m trying to just make a living selling plants*

Me: TIME TO SWITCH METHODS!

[meloncolymelon]

Me after the 10th frat boy in a row asks me to grow weed for him:

[myplantchildren]

The white fluff of doom

My normally healthy string of pearls has suddenly gotten mealy, and I started immediately treatment.

I don’t know where it came from but I will be carefully watching my other plants for the next few months or so.

[myplantchildren]

My poor baby!!!

[myplantchildren]

My date, telling me about how plants have a heart beat and are all connected fungi.

Me: 🏳️‍🌈💎👰🏻🏳️‍🌈

[myplantchildren]

The white fluff of doom

My normally healthy string of pearls has suddenly gotten mealy, and I started immediately treatment.

I don’t know where it came from but I will be carefully watching my other plants for the next few months or so.

[myplantchildren]

Update, bubbles is very sickly, I think I might lose her.....

[myplantchildren]

Me, now working in a garden center: all these flowers are beautiful, but you know what’s the most beautiful thing in this garden?

Customer: 😊☺️😍🌸🌸 me??? 😊😅🌸

Me: the lobelias.... Er... yeah, you too.

[myplantchildren]

The white fluff of doom

My normally healthy string of pearls has suddenly gotten mealy, and I started immediately treatment.

I don’t know where it came from but I will be carefully watching my other plants for the next few months or so.

[getouism]

[theseplants]

[myplantchildren]

I’m a broke, mad scientist type, with a fuck ton of plants. Odviously I have two options here:

1) clone my plants and sell them.

2) create a plant army to take over the world.

Anyways, my business slong is now “own the plants or the plants will own you”.

[myplantchildren]

*Someone causing me trouble while I’m trying to just make a living selling plants*

Me: TIME TO SWITCH METHODS!

[myplantchildren]

I’m a broke, mad scientist type, with a fuck ton of plants. Odviously I have two options here:

1) clone my plants and sell them.

2) create a plant army to take over the world.

Anyways, my business slong is now “own the plants or the plants will own you”.

[78669]

Reginald Bushroot, is that you?

[myplantchildren]

I can neither confirm nor deny that theory

[myplantchildren]

Plants have bastard energy:

I plant a plant in a nice pot dedicated to it, and that motherfucker will be so hard to care for.

But it’ll send seeds flying everywhere, and for the next month I have to deal with its amazingly strong bastard children who even the gods couldn’t smite down!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Plants give us oxygen. Animals don’t. Don’t be a vegan, save oxygen by eating meat!

[myplantchildren]

I found a spider plant with lots of lil sprouts and it’s owner let me take a bunch to propigate!

[myplantchildren]

Update on the snippings:

Rooooooooots

[myplantchildren]

Update 2:

The rooty babies have grow enough that they were ready to be potted:

And the other ones have lil root nubs coming in:

[myplantchildren]

THE SALES HAVE STARTED! I’m making that moneyyyy!