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lilith • she/they • lesbian • 19 • mdni • this entire sideblog is dedicated to being horny abt mel/maybe some other pitt girls but mostly mel • ao3 is marchpawz

[melpawz]

hi i can't contain my lust for the lava lamp woman from the pitt so i made a sideblog all about her cuz ppl who follow my main blog don't need to see that. ty. feel free to dm me.

[ghostlypawn]

what if we were girls and we both

[ghostlypawn]

MENTOS + ANXIOUS HANDS

[melpawz]

i have so many thoughts about her and none of them involve wearing clothes

[melpawz]

me when i see the melpit

[melkingsbush]

well you see. mel likes horses bc she’s hung like *GUNSHOT*

[melkingsbush]

melissa king what does your shirt say in s3 please tell me i must know

[melpawz]

it's this

[melpawz]

always feel free to dm me to talk. my brain has been the mel factory for the past few days (when is it not) so im always up to discuss her but also the rest of whatever the fuck is wrong with everyone at ptmc.

[melpawz]

mel-horse-a king is gonna be the hill i die on for s3. i said it's her turn on the animal symbolism.

[melpawz]

mel horse symbolism i will make sense of you..... i will make this work....

[melpawz]

is this anything. am i getting anywhere. is this coherent.

[melpawz]

mel horse socks is reintroducing people to one of my favorite headcanons, the mel horse girl agenda!!!

my headcanon is that when the king sisters were kids, like maybe 8 or 9, their parents sent them to a horseback riding camp for a few weeks. becca absolutely hated it, found it boring, and begged to go home early, so they did. and mel was devestated. she became deeply obsessed with horses. i'm talking:

- posters all over her room

- avid watcher of horseland

- breyer horse collection

- consumed any and all educational material surrounding horses; to this day, she can identify any breed of horse just by looking at it

- she can tell you the difference between a gallop, a canter, and a trot

she has the horse socks and the horseshoe earrings because even years after the hyperfixation has faded, her family still associates her with horses and gets her anything horse related they find so she just has like. horse everything. (i'm all too familiar with this experience because my family does the same thing to me but with foxes)

but anyways yeah. melissa 'horse girl' king is canon.

[melkingsbush]

i think she did the hobby horse thing

[melpawz]

the concept of mel king hobby horsing

and it's absolutely canon

[melpawz]

mel horse symbolism i will make sense of you..... i will make this work....

[melpawz]

mel horse socks is reintroducing people to one of my favorite headcanons, the mel horse girl agenda!!!

my headcanon is that when the king sisters were kids, like maybe 8 or 9, their parents sent them to a horseback riding camp for a few weeks. becca absolutely hated it, found it boring, and begged to go home early, so they did. and mel was devestated. she became deeply obsessed with horses. i'm talking:

- posters all over her room

- avid watcher of horseland

- breyer horse collection

- consumed any and all educational material surrounding horses; to this day, she can identify any breed of horse just by looking at it

- she can tell you the difference between a gallop, a canter, and a trot

she has the horse socks and the horseshoe earrings because even years after the hyperfixation has faded, becca and mel's extended family, aunts and uncles and cousins who don't know much about her, still associate her with horses and gets her anything horse related they find so she just has like. horse everything. (i'm all too familiar with this experience because my family does the same thing to me but with foxes)

but anyways yeah. melissa 'horse girl' king is canon.

[melpawz]

so mad about isa not getting a nom that i can't even properly express how over the moon i am for sepi and taylor

[detailspecialist]

2x10 mel gifs that have been sitting in my drafts since march

[melkinggsgf]

Emmy-nominated actress Taylor Dearden!

[melkingsbush]

crazy to think that on this day in the pitt universe they beat mel king to death with hammers