BITTERSWEET TRAGEDY

Temporarily Miranda Smiley, Coroner. Always Melpomene, Muse of Tragedy.

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“Is it that noticeable?”

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norahspsyche:

      “Pretending to be Vera? Not at all. Well, if you’re hungry, then you can make something. This is serious. Do you know how important this is for me? I need sleep. If I can’t cast this spell, what good of a witch am I?”

“Well, do you have anything good in your kitchen?” Melpomene asked, walking towards the kitchen anyway. She turned back long enough to shoot Norah a confused look. “Yeah, that would be a problem if you were actually a witch.”

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adonisxmichaels:

It was all in his head. That was it. But this had never happened before. She was haunting him. How was he supposed to deal with this? “You’re not real,” he said as he backed up against a wall. “You’re not real. You’re not real.” The words kept leaving his mouth under his breath as he closed his eyes.

“I definetly am real.” Mepomene griped, watching warily as the man backed away. “Sorry to scare you, I just wanted to offer you a drink, Professor Paranoid.”

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[I think I could get used to this!]

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“What the fuck, Evan.”

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norahspsyche:

      “All I wanted was to make a simple sleeping potion to quiet my loud neighbours, but I don’t have any of the ingredients for this. When did I become so ill prepared? I couldn’t have possibly gone through an entire jar of Norwegian Forked-Tail dragon scales that quickly. I guess I’m stuck with incantations.

“I know she’s hot and all, but you can’t keep pretending you’re Vera, Norah. C’mon now, I’m hungry.”

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adonisxmichaels:

“Yeah, that number seems to shockingly be rising every day.”

“Good. There needs to be more of us in this gods-forsaken world.”

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norahspsyche:

      “Is that a smile I see? Awh, Mel, I’m so happy for you! This is unbelievably cute. I can’t even take it.”

“Gods, no. It’s a grimace, duh. Psyche, I am not cute.”

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evan-bro-dy:

“Alright. Don’t feel like you have to introduce me to them or them to me or anything, I’m more than happy to go about this between just us.” He was caught off-guard by the peck she had left on his cheek. Mel wasn’t very good with physical expression so it meant a lot to him. “And fuck you mean, ‘you fucking better be’?” he joked with her. “You know it’s true. And I’ve never had Thai, but I trust you. Let’s just hope you don’t disappoint.”

“I mean, sometimes they’re not as bad as I make them out to be. Sometimes. You probably never want to meet about half of my sisters, though.“ She grinned and grabbed his hand to lead him to her car. “It’s the best cuisine in the world. Plus, it’s spicy which will help my stuffed nose.”

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evan-bro-dy:

“Alright. Of you’re that against them, I guess I don’t have to meet them. Besides, no offense to them or anything, but you’re the most important of them to me.”

“So. What’re you thinking for food?”

“Someday I’ll let you meet the more tolerable ones, though my familial structure is a lot to take in. I fucking better be.” She joked before pecking him on the cheek. “I’m thinking Thai.”

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norahspsyche:

      “Only a ditch? There’s an entire ocean within walking distance and he’d pick a ditch? I’m truly disappointed in his lack of creativity and knowledge of tides and how far the pull of the ocean can carry a body and keep it hidden. International drug cartel? Don’t tell Hanna that. She’ll start buying from him. Hypnos would get jealous that someone has a bigger drug business than him.”

“I know, I really know how to pick em. Though in all honesty, he’s a custodian and he doesn’t even drink. Though I do enough drinking for both of us.”

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prydlessmuse:

“Yea. Just think positive. Anyway, how have you been?”

“Yeah, cause that’s always been my type of behavior. Same old, same old. Dissecting bodies for money. What about you?”

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doctornickfletcher:

“I mean, most of the time nakedness is a good thing, right?”

“Yeah, especially with my fine piece of ass.”

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adonisxmichaels:

“Why is that?”

“Just because a lot of people I know aren’t fans of her either.”

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gray-garbage-god:

“Agreed. Those old bats need to unravel their loom and let us live our lives a little, you know? I just hope I can find a way to end this on good terms with her. I even gave Athena my sceptre to try and free her. And I’ll have to keep that in mind, I like it. ‘Going postal’.”

“It’s a good term, brings fun images of insane mailmen to mind. Woah, you gave her your scepter? Who’s she gonna point that at? Like take out all three or just Clotho? Cause I thought she was the one who did the changing business.”

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hera-mcqueen:

“Love conquers all. Cling to it while you can because love inevitably brings faith.”

“Woah, deep. Which John Green book did you tear that from?”

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norahspsyche:

      “I feel like I can happily say that my little girl is all grown up. He was very nice. Very respectful. I approve. Now I have to torment you both by interrogating him and making sure his intentions are nothing pure.”

“Ugh, I already explained this all to Hades. He only plans to woo me and then dump my body in a ditch somewhere so that I can’t tie him down and keep him away from his one true passion- his international drug cartel.”

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thebestmuse:

“It doesn’t work like that Mel. Not at all in fact. Like seriously that’s the dumbest logic I’ve ever heard. Maybe you should take some lessons from Chloe.”

“Of course it doesn’t. All Clio would say is that we’re both dumb because you sent me to her and I listened.”