[xanaxfarts]

[meltymarshmellow]

I spent $20 dollars today. 10 of those were a full chipotle bowl, yk a meal. The other was a single iced drink from a coffee shop. What is going on?

[jediplinth]

You can only post this once a year

[panteneprovcommercial]

[omtai]

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

[baddywronglegs]

[a-sinister-wizard]

[bakwaaas]

being held sounds crazy wish it was real

[lesbiangiratina]

I almost said “this is knocking me up” to something that Amused me. I really dont know what i was even trying to say

[jame7t]

beautiful women are coming to destroy you

Hey man it’s really cruel to joke about that. I set aside my entire busy schedule and no beautiful women showed up

[excalibells]

Making sure my Zoom camera is tilted at a Dutch angle to indicate to my coworkers my psychological madness

[skatalite]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[vinceaddams]

It's weird to think that big hollywood movies are edited on normal editing software and they have to click a little export button just like anyone else when it's done. It feels like they should be edited on a big machine with a bunch of lights and when it's time to export you have to flip a huge mechanical lever.

[cobble-stone]

[a4techkeyboard]

DIE DIE FUCKING DIE

glad i have a roof over my head otherwise that guy ontop wouldve killed me

[formlab]

Sony WM-F51, 1987

[ilovecats4ever]

Steve Jobs and his consequences have been a disaster for the button, switch, and knobhead kind.

[ozymandiasdaioh]

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early