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[thebluemallet]

Kate- "I told him I was leaving for India."

Sophie- "I told him to leave his own damn house if he knew what was good for him."

Kate- (takes notes)

[abitlikemercury]

I don't know what I love more: Sophie having the cheek the nerve the gall the audacity and the gumption to basically tell Benedict "You make me too horny, you must leave your own house" OR Benedict responding with "You're absolutely right and I am so sorry, I'll go pack my shit"

[jennalouisecolemans]

Based on this post

[kcuf-ad]

This is my brief interpertetion of Dispatch as someone who has only seen clips of it

Robert: *has like 20 insecurities, 14 traumas, 41 dead people he has seen, has gotten to the hospital more than anyone*

Everyone: I NEED that white man.

[mossy-rossy]

Robert Robertson is so funny to me bc my guy was literally made in a lab for us at this point.

He’s sarcastic and he’s pathetic . He has a heart of gold, he’s a jackass, He’s scarred up, he’s angsty, his ear is missing a piece. He has a slutty waist. He gets hurt a lot, His only family is a dog. Everyone wants him carnally. He’s seasonally depressed.

He has freckles.

I’m pretty sure the devs had a checklist that read “how to get the tumblr queers” and by god it worked.

[clocktowerr]

RESIDENT EVIL 9: REQUIEM CAPCOM

[missmarreynolds]

All this mess and I’m still going to have to find a key to get inside 🙄🙄

[eurodynamic]

VERSO Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025) dev. Sandfall Interactive

[tarth]

#you're serving cunt? #the small council does naught in the absence of the queen but grouse and claw for power and you're serving cunt?

[prideprejudce]

listen I don't like aemond but him letting larys think he was about to become hand and letting him start his little Oscar-thank-you-speech to immediately cutting him off like "ew not you. you set ur family on fire little ugly toad. fetch me grandpappy otto" was almost cartoonishly hilarious

[rogers-carter]

PADDY CONSIDINE The House that Dragons Built (2024) - Episode 6

[lilycatttt]

I’m dead 😂😂

[andrew-garfielld]

EMMA D'ARCY — Ph. by Sarah Piantadosi for ES Magazine (May 2024)

[lesbomixtape]

lord take all of their suffering & give it to criston cole

[nocontextsmosh]

[lizzibennet]

hi guys hi in the new bton set there is a portrait of newton. there is a PORTRAIT of NEWTON kate had to go and be like hey anthony i want a portrait of our dog in our living space. and he was like your dog and she was like no. OUR dog. and you’re gonna commission it and you’re gonna LIKE it and he DID IT he had to pay for someone to sit for hours on end to painstakingly paint this PORTRAIT OF THIS FAT CORGI. literally not crying about this at all btw

[beguilingcorpse]

actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY