Mai Tai

still here

[everythingfox]

(via)

[finsta-t]

I really hate doing this.

I'm unemployed, but will start my new job in March 8, right in the middle of midterms but who cares about that at this point. Unfortunately, by then I will be 15000 pesos in debt (750dlls). In debt or my car will be repoed and I wont be able to go to work because there's no public transportation around me, only about an hour walking from here. And of course, I have half a box of milk and some chocolate cereal left, and a packet of tortillas.

Anything, seriously, ANYTHING, will help. A dollar for me is the equivalent of a box of cereal to have dinner for the next week. Five bucks I can get food for the six days.

On my part I'm still looking for a second job and trying to open an OnlyFans account to get extra on the side.

My PayPal is [email protected]

Thank you.

[parsonkenny101-deactivated20161]

[thehugwizard]

Yup!!!!

[batpeggy21]

of course

[surprisebitch]

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[hihicecil]

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

[miquerida]

here i screen capped it 

[surprisebitch]

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This is important.

[everythingfox]

Eurasian eagle-owl hiding

📷: Ossi Saarinen

[everythingfox]

Best sled dog ever

(via)

[needthisbook]

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

[g-jackson]

this literally makes me so happy

[catchymemes]

[suffergirl3point0]

Oh yeah man get it nice mo- JACK BLACK?!?!

[indoorvoices]

Y'all know for a FACT that Jack Black eats pussy like a god

[okayysophia]

[wandaluvstacos]

I’m not 40 not even 30 (give me another year) but honestly all I would say is “roasted vegetables are so good, try that shit”.

But I guess if you wanna be all DEEP about it or somethin…

[kittywavvy]

life after nude leak

[kittywavvy]

update:

[nakomist]

[adventuresingay]

[empressnacho-deactivated2017060]

The story behind the gif: the guy wouldn’t stop opening his daughter’s mail so she mailed “herself” a glitter bomb to teach him a lesson

[aworldfortheyoung-deactivated20]

Good

[thepersonalquotes]

[catchymemes]

[everythingfox]

Cat has its own designated lounging space

(via)

[everythingfox]

Distinguished gentleman

(Source)

[catchymemes]

“My cat realizing I am watching him do what I have repeatedly told him not to do”

[valeria2067]

Theologians: Animals can’t sin, because they cannot comprehend right vs. wrong in a meaningful way.

Me, a Cat Owner: Yeah, Bullshit.