she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

Product Placement
Not today Justin
cherry valley forever

oozey mess
Keni

No title available
Show & Tell
Game of Thrones Daily

if i look back, i am lost

izzy's playlists!
One Nice Bug Per Day
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
d e v o n
Claire Keane
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
taylor price

Kaledo Art

Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from Italy

seen from Portugal

seen from United Kingdom
seen from Germany
seen from Kosovo
seen from India
seen from United States
@meme-bean-fighting-machine
she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
@snapchat instead of bringing in useless updates, how bout bringing this back again
tbh i miss the drama that comes with this feature
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
The real college experience
- Depression nap at noon - “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao” - sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay - sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay - DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL - “Is it free?” - “will there be free food?” - profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas - profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised - *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y'all want some milk duds” - a second Depression nap - finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot - seriously why has no one else found this spot - accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor - Hammock Squad™ - witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester - IHOP at 2am with the squad - having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week - the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog - The Weed Smell - The First Crossfaded Experience - everyone’s gay - that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y'all are fuckin but in reality y'all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit
Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain
God what a mood
todd howard is threatening to drop bombs on us in 60 years
deadpool, in the middle of an important battle: (doing impractical and anatomically unrealistic “sexy” female comic book poses while fighting)
negasonic teenage warhead: what the fuck are you doing?
deadpool: im a feminist
T’Challa, holding the door open for Nakia: After you.
Nakia: No, after you.
T’Challa: I insist, after you.
M’Baku, pushing past both of them: After me.
my life has gotten exponentially better since I abandoned the “I was once a kid in AP programs and now I’m a subpar to average adult like the rest of the rabble, boohoo, woe is me” mindset and wholeheartedly adopted the fact that I’m a big loud dumbass and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem
this scene was far too real for too many people
“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO
link
👀
you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system
im back with clip paint studio
setup crack
download these two then setup paint studio right click one of the icons after its done and click “file location” copy the crack files into the main paint studio file then click on the crack.exe till it says ok open paint studio
good 2 go 👌
REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE
@faun-songs @jeongmihyo
me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
endless gifs of Val 3/∞
when i was a kid i thought herpes was a greek god
is this a macklemore lyric
gorillaz are fucking crazy cuz theyre just like these fucking british vocaloids and theyre an established enough presence that they can just be like “ello jack black? ello grace jones? u fancy bein in our song? that we’re going to post on our yewchube?” and the real life jack black and grace jones will go “abso-fucking-lutely 2d.”
Love, Simon (2018) dir. Greg Berlanti