[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[jonahsimms]

#same

[isuclahey-archive]

i love when math teachers put question marks on my tests cause i’m just like yeah same

[confettiarchived-deactivated202]

Ophelia: babe come over

Hamlet: I can’t I’m hiding a body

Ophelia: my dad isn’t home

Hamlet: I know

[meme-official]

Real pain is when your laptop charger isn't working right so your laptop is stuck on 2% and not actually charging

[historyandmemes]

“Give me history memes or give me death,” said Patrick Henry.

[historyandmemes]

“77% of Americans FAIL This American History Quiz. Can You Pass?” Me: *tempted* I run a history and memes blog, bring it tf on.

[sevenstevearmy]

I got 6/11

[earlgreyhot1701]

11/11 check mate

[historyandmemes]

there’s another one on historical figures and it’s lowkey hard 

[queerlyfunctioning]

46/50

[meme-official]

9/11 yeet

[transmasculine-spock]

I’m sorry but if you think “it’s impossible to make a joke nowadays without offending someone” then you were never funny in the first place. It’s really not that hard to be a little creative and come up with a joke that doesn’t dehumanize someone.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

my therapist: Cats (2019) can’t hurt you.

Cats (2019):

me, sobbing in a corner: WTF

[ihatecispeople]

do cis people realise that trans people get misgendered even if we pass? a trans man could walk up in a full beard and still be called “miss” because people are transphobic, not because he looks like woman. obviously non-passing trans people get misgendered more often, but there’s really more layers (aka transphobia) to being misgendered apart from “i pass all the time thus no one ever misgenders me”

[ihatecispeople]

relatives might misgender you through your entire life, people who know you’re trans might misgender you solely because you are trans, people will misgender you to spite you and they’ll misgender you to harm you (either emotionally, or by outing you). doctors will misgender you if they realise you’re not cis, which can have fatal outcomes. the legal system constantly misgenders trans women, putting them in men’s jails no matter how well she passes as a woman, which puts these women as incredible risks for their safety and lives. 

misgendering is a social and sometimes fatal power that cis people have over trans people, and acting as if it’s at all times “a honest mistake” shows how little you think of trans peoples’ security. 

[shelbysunflowah]

[thetinygeek]

I now bond you two in holy macaroni 

[elmurid]

my favourite thing about that Lucille Bluth “good for her” reaction image that’s so popular is that she’s referring to a news report about a woman who locked her 3 kids in a car and let it roll backwards into a lake.

[meme-theft]

[meme-official]

Why sleep always leave me on read smh

[bob-belcher]

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[owlistic]

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

[deathdaydreamm]

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

[gabriellegibby]

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

[lemememeringue]

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

[loopityboop-deactivated20221117]

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t