Meme Spaghetti

Enjoy my spaghetti and meme-ball sauce

[promptcalender]

The most Unfortunate Situations to be in when a Zombie Apocalypse suddenly breaks out

on a first date that was not going well, but now you're stuck on the run with your date

on a long, isolated hike, returning to desolate cities with no way to get any information on what happened, where survivor communities might be, how to stay safe, etc.

on a ride at an adventure park, watching everyone on the ground be overrun while pinned in place with a dozen or so people

on set for a zombie movie, unable to tell actors and the real thing apart

at a con in full costume, which makes for surprisingly good protection from bites but not a very comfortable outfit to be on the run in

having just left the tattoo parlor after getting your partner‘s bite mark tattooed… which no one would ever believe, so everyone thinks you‘re infected

[Prompt Calender: May 23rd, Zombie Awareness Month]

[oneheadtoanother]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[thoughtsickles]

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

[cabbagesoup1]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

dude imagine if a hog saw this

[riben-deactivated20230922]

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[loverdudearchive]

The phrase “Tip: I am so fucking mad” will not leave my brain

[loverdudearchive]

[portaltomb]

this lettuce smells like dog

[iamoutofideas]

you bought dog lettuce

[swarnpert]

[rohirric-hunter]

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Baking is ridiculous. Stir these powders into a goo and them warm them up until they turn into some kind of edible sponge. Who came up with this.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Do you guys think maybe you gave too many notes to this one

[time-being-deactivated20250813]

It was a real power move to name one ingredient "baking powder", since there were already so many powders used in baking.

[mysillycomics]

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

[animentality]

[professorsparklepants]

I am a simple woman. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave.

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[beemovieerotica]

[teenagerposts]

@ all my mutuals

[chronicowboy]

@ all my mutual bros

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”