Just a blog for rp memes!

[memeapple]

Send 🟣🔵🟢🔴 to throw a whole bunch of fucking orbeez at my muse!

[memeapple]

A list of free apps for those who want fancy graphics but photoshop is scary! Feel free to add on if you know any more!!

Picsart

Line camera

Photo layers

Background eraser

Pixlr

Glitch!

Vaporgram

Image crop

Circle cutter

8 bit photolab

Rounding picture corners

Add text

[pineapplemintss-deactivated2022]

Hello I am still fully on break but to help with the internet bill this month I'm taking commissions! If you're interested contact me on my personal blog @pineapplethatisall or if you have my discord DM me 👍if you can't commission me reblogging this would help a ton!

[memeapple]

send 💕 and I will make a Playlist for your muse

[pineapplemintss-deactivated2022]

Seeing asshole anons on the dash makes me think it's time to bring these back

[miseriiicordearchivess]

I don't like making posts like this but I feel like it's important to make considering how much the RPC uses picrews. Please avoid this one beacuse that battle axe flag was co opted by terfs.

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Update: besides the obvious battle axe flag I'm pretty sure the blue flag is a match for the one in this post:

However I don't know what these two mean so if anyone could tell me that'd be great!

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Another update: I found the picrew makers twitter and sure enough :^)

For those who don't know radfem is short for radical feminist which is just another term for terf. So yeah avoid this picrew!

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Another update: this flag is also suprise surprise another transphobic flag:

Thank you to @writtenbypoptart for telling me this and providing the screenshot!

However this flag is still unknown. If anyone can tell me what it means I'd appreciate it!

[miseriiicordearchivess]

Another update: as it turns out the creator of that picrew is also an islamphobe. Please stay safe!

[memeapple]

Princess punchalot starters:

If you haven't watched it yet please do

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

"Those aren't healing gems and I wasn't sick anyways. The nurse put something in my water that made me sleepy."

*GASP* "NAPPY BERRY JUICE!?"

"Correct! Like a stooge, you've just brought me the gems I need to power up my strength harness."

"I've been itching for a fight with a worthy opponent. Since there isn't one around I guess you'll have to do!"

"I thought I smelled perfume toad's anus, COME AT ME YOU GRACESS LITTLE SASUSAGE!!"

"The cracking of your bones is such beautiful music to my ears!"

"Oh, did you hit me? I thought that was a gentle morning breeze, you distended pig's carcass!"

"Now we come the last part, I BLAST YOU UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE THAT CHEESE OF SWITZERLAND YOU STINK SO MUCH OF!! Goodbye..~"

"Now that's taking it too far!"

"HA, YOU MISSED ME YOU BUTTERFACED IDIOT!!"

"Oooh boy, they look mad!"

"It's not fair! You get to sleep in a castle stuffed with velvet cushions and I sleep on a bed of hay!"

"You're right, hay is too good for you! A bed of worm infested filth suits you better."

"Seeing *blank* spin around like that made me dizzy. Now I really am sick!"

[memeapple]

Send LONG LONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAN to give my muse a long piece of gum :^) 

[memeapple]

Send ⚫〰️⚫ for a shitty low effort meme drawing of your muse!

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Send WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS FUCKING SUS to throw objects at my muse that look very sus :^)

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Send ♣️ and I will talk about my muse in a modern verse

Send ♦️ and I will talk about how our muses meet in a modern verse

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Send 🐝 to randomly throw a fucking beehive at my muse

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Send ❤ for my muse to put their head on your muses lap, so your muse can sing to them and stroke their hair until they fall asleep!

Send 💖 for my muse to do vise versa to your muse!

[memeapple]

Shmorby's guide to the internet starters!

If you haven't watched it please do its a gift!

"What’s that? You don't know me and you don't love me! That can't be right...."

"This must be your first time on the internet! Welcome internet baby!"

"Hold my hand, that's it."

"Say you like birds! I don't beacuse I'm technically a worm!......I think."

"Ugh, I hate that! But I accept it as part of the internet, which is something you'll find you have to do quite frequently!"

"Would you look at that, I just received some E L E C T R O N I C M A I L."

"Let's see, find hot single mascots in your.- MOVING ON!!"

"If you steal things, I'm gonna have to report you and you're gonna have to go to jail..real jail,meat jail! Because you'd just be a no good, rotten criminal! I'm watching you!!"

"Don't listen to that nark! Download anything you want man!! Ride that pirate ship to sweet sweet booty!"

"It's good to be kind on the internet, you really should be kind on the internet! Please be kind, I AM ____ AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!"

"Yeah right, you're just some kind of cheap knock off!"

"SAY THAT AGAIN YOU PATHETIC WORM!"

"OH IT'S ON PAL!!"

-insert loud crying here-

"HOW ARE YOU KICKING ME!?"

"I'M FEELING PAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME!"

[memeapple]

Send 👁👄👁 for a shit post edit of your fucking muse!

[memeapple]

Mickey mouse tik tok memes part 2

You can find part 1 here!

"Hey there *blank*! How ya doing buddy? OH MY GOD THERE'S DOG!!!!"

"You don't have to yell, SETTLE DOWN BABY IT'S GONNA BE OKAY!"

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS! STOP PLEASE, NOT THE MACARONS MAN!!!"

"WHAT IS THAT!? IS THAT RAVIOLI!? WHY IS IT CRUNCHY!?"

"DON'T FUCKING FINGER IT! STOP FUCKING FINGERING IT!!"

"YA SPILLIN TIC TACS, YA SPILLIN TIC TACS BITCH BOY!!"

"NUTELLA, THAT’S A BIG BOX OF NUTELLA!"

"NUTELLA, MAN I LOVE THAT! SO STICKY WICKY!!"

"YEAH, OH MY GOD I LIKE THAT! FUCK YEEEEEEAAAAH!!"

"THIS IS WHAT I WANT, I WANT IT IN MY HOUSE, I want it in my car, I WANT IT BY THE BAR, I WANT IT BY THE SINK, IT'S MY KINK!!"

"I PLAY WITH WET SAND IN MY BEDROOM!!"

"NOOOOOOO NOT THE AIR PODS!! NOT THE AIR PODS YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKER!!"

"Yo look at the CREEEEEAAAAAAAM!!!"

"YOU FREED ME BITCH AND NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU!!"

"I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE YOU CRUSHED THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!"

"BUT YOU GOTTA GET SOME SAUCE FOR THAT BABY BOY! SAUCE IS THE BEST!!"

🎵 "Ba, ba, ba, hot dog, ba, bada, ba, ba!~"

"I WANNA PUT THAT WHOLE TRAY INSIDE OF MY AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!"

"Oh fuck yeah! My boy's got BERRIEEEES!!"

"Oh yeah, yeah, scrape that AND THEN SPLAT!!"

"That's not me, fuck that guy! He doesn't even sound like me!"

"YES SQEEZE THAT OUT! YEAH!"

[memeapple]

Send 🥰 and I will use a doll maker to make our muses kid

Send 😍 and I will attempt to draw said kid

Send 👉👈 for all of the above with some bonus headcanons