we can meme it

catering to people with a very niche sense of humor, because someone has to

[memehistory]

plato doing karaoke: i’m coming out of my cave and i’ve been doing just fine

[schmergo]

i enter the watergate building

dnc headquarters: burglarized

recording devices: on

Dick: out

[slutshame-alexanderhamilton]

John Adams during the election of 1800

[bisopod]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[historyandmemes]

Prohibition in America 

[pervivo]

Congress: Hey Mr. President I think we should pass this bill so that the country can finally-

Andrew Johnson:

[historymood]

someone: ugh, history was boring

me: a guy named pussyfoot johnson led the anti-saloon league in the prohibition era like some kind of teetotalling batman

[memehistory]

[memehistory]

Dear fellow citizens and compatriots,

By the time you read this I’ll be victorious or I’ll be dead. This is how I think it’s going to happen: a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna will continually bombard us.

The enemy will demand surrender. I will answer that demand with cannon shot and our flag will still wave proudly from the walls - I shall never surrender or retreat.

Then the enemy will continue to receive reinforcements daily. We are determined to sustain ourselves for multiple nights.

William Barrett Travis

P.S. Then other Texian soldiers will remember the Alamo and defeat Santa Anna’s army.

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[juliuscaesarofficial]

[memehistory]

woman in a history book: *sacrifices her own hopes and dreams to conform to her husband’s expectations, or claims that her thoughts/opinions/feelings are less important that his*

me, closing the book: i want to set this on fire

[roughromanshit-deactivated20200]

[cheesymovie]

oh yeah the russian revolution, or the tsar wars, as i like to

[uchicagoadmissions]

[chronicleofmemes]

[historymood]

someone: what went wrong in russia?

late 1910s/early 1920s conservative american: