snoke weed every day

creamy memes for dark-side teens

[mothguys-deactivated20230502]

you know what? i think i will

[duke-of-derpington]

It’s treason then.

[longtimenoschnee-deactivated201]

13-year-old me: “Dooku was a bad guy and deserved to die because he was a Sith and he betrayed the Jedi and the Republic!”

24-year-old me: “The Republic was an ineffective, hegemonic, colonial entity that screwed over its members. The Jedi, its alleged guardians, were becoming increasingly corrupted by power and putrefied by complacency. Also, seeing how extraordinarily racist the Empire became “overnight” (it didn’t become so overnight), it’s obvious there was also an attitude of human supremacy over aliens. Dooku, a human, Force-wielding noble, coming from a line of politicians, recognized this, and decided to sacrifice his comfort in the Jedi Temple to go out and do something about it. He used his good fortune as a powerful Force user, highest-class sword master and Count de Serenno to help others! And while he ended up being manipulated by Sidious, he did help many systems exercise the right to self-determination. And seeing as the Republic easily turned fascist, he was right about it being an irredeemable mess to begin with, thus making his effort to pull systems out of it before shit hit the Nazi fan actually a morally good thing.”

Dooku, like Revan in the old Expanded Universe, was an antihero tragically turned villain by circumstance, but like Revan, he was the only one who acted on what a damn mess the “democratic” and “progressive” Republic had become.

For most of his life, Dooku did nothing wrong.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[chongoblog]

New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers

[chongoblog]

[kraetys]

Sans undertale?

Sunder?

Santale?

Tale-san?

[xaveronx]

[doctor-von-raum]

[marsh-room]

[tornadofag-moved-deactivated201]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[duncan-rohanne]

anonymous requested: obi-wan and anakin + being friends

[themadknightuniverse]

Sith!Anakin with TLJ colors

[businessinsider]

Here’s how big ‘Star Wars’ ships are compared to real-life objects

[twink-hux]

He’s literally a homosexual

[twink-hux]

God designed me that way too 😔

[aq2003]

star wars as vines

[ellie-exists]

[clonesrightsactivist]

I would die for Dex

[folklorestv]

(x)

[meme-theft]

[the-real-ted-cruz]

@creativeruin

[stefani-germanotta]

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

you think adam driver looks 38?

Adam Driver looks differant every damn time I look at him, I don’t know what I think

^ 17 and a half year old trying to look cool with his water in a wine glass with his older sister and her friends

^ A 38 year old lumberjack from Alaska who got on the news for winning the lottery

^ a 25 year old who regrets not finishing highschool as he resents his bus driver job

^ this middle aged man wrote a self help book about how to succeed in the corporate market

[mixtapemasterjipc-deactivated20]

Bless you for this. For this is the funniest post I’ve seen in quite a while.

[ghostlygraphist]

^ a 24 year old marijuana jesus, deals drugs and preaches in an urban christian cult compound.

^ a 15 yr old whose parents made him wear a polo to go to his weird aunt’s place for dinner. he doesn’t want to be there.

^ a 34 yr old actual mob enforcer who just finished getting hosed off after killing somebody

[muppetchristmascarol]

^ unaging witch that gets half his life force from crows and lives in a shack in the woods

[kylohateblog]

“kylo deserves a second chance!!!” buddy han offered him one and he killed him

[chellbell86]

Then Rey offered him another and that bitch decided he would rather be a tyrant.

[sonfaro]

Then Luke gave him a chance not to swing his sword in anger and he totally did.

[lewis-tan]

favorite star wars memes