Chopped Champion Wannabe

The gods are asleep

[godstiel]

i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[elexecution]

as an unemployed presenting employed person....

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[uglygirlstatus]

me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

[beta--persei]

[psychicequalizer-deactivated202]

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

[piratewithvigor]

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[feluka]

he/they delilah what's it like in pronouns city

[feluka]

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

[mad-march-hares-tea-party-deact]

This is so confusing to read as a British person

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

me explaining underwear to the British: oi lad we have smaller, secret chaps that wear below our normal chaps while we dump all your tea into the harbor

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[bisexualwario]

“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

[floresfinds]

Dick Chaney dead? Zohran and other left leaning politicians winning their elections? The Destiel anniversary has provided again :)

[literalrayoflight]

good things come in three’s:

1.) superman (2025)

2.) phan is real

3.) zohran mamdani elected mayor of nyc

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[hanamakis]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

the very last second made it, tbh

[polkadot-cookie]

[transfemstalin-deactivated20260]

real yearners miss people BEFORE they're gone

[transfemstalin-deactivated20260]

TRUTHNUKE

[softmatzohtruther]

i actually think its incredibly funny that people can just log on to the internet and get in a fight with a guy in another country. what a privileged time we live in. you used to have to go to war to do that

[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[myladyofmercy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[videntefernandez]

[spaceimpress]

[dreamingspiral]