because you can't wrap anything in a cracker

remade because i cant stand having more than 100 followers. tumblrina for 15 unspeakable years 🎗️

[why5x5]

[edithsweetithh]

too many people are under the impression that the holocaust is well known because they think it was white on white violence and not because the nazis fucking invented murder factories

[startrek-themed-barmitzvah]

people think "nazi" means "mean person I disagree with politically" instead of "person whose ENTIRE WORLDVIEW is based on MURDERING ALL THE JEWS"

[squarizona]

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

[prokopetz]

Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.

Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.

[bear-disguised-as-a-human]

This is how I found out that Ada Lovelace was Lord Byrons daughter

[prokopetz]

Well, yeah. That's why she received the unusual education which laid the foundation for her later discoveries in the first place. Her mother, Lady Byron, firmly believed three things:

It was her responsibility as a mother to ensure that Ada didn't turn out like her father;

Fundamentally, the thing that was wrong with Lord Byron is that he was a poet; and

The opposite of poetry is math.

Ada Lovelace's biography handily illustrates how well this theory worked out in practice.

[arqueete]

Hark, a vagrant: 298

[cute-catts]

[littlepawz]

In Italy, newborn lambs that can't make the long journey from high pastures to the plains are carefully transported in special saddles on donkey and mule nannies. These nanny animals help the lambs navigate tough terrain, ensuring their safety.

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this crab playground equipment from FantasyLand park in Hastings, New Zealand!

[latex-salesman]

[the1920sinpictures]

1924 Coles Phillips "The Magic Hour". From Art Deco, Art Nouveau & 20th Century Decoratif Arts Group, FB.

[red-berin]

Kyle Gordon's back

[surprisemoose]

What kind of Millennial™️ are you?

Avocado toast millennial

I am bird watcher now.

I ran a marathon for fun?

Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…

Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.

I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

Please share!

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[afurioushawk]

[lovesongs4robots]

Pluribus, in-text: yeah so the hive is like when forced assimilation and subjugation and cultural genocide in the name of global peace and safety, and gay conversion therapy, and pacification through forced addiction, and punishment via solitary confinement to coerce cooperation, and how blackboxed and forced from above simulacra is built on and sustained by stolen labor and leads to dehumanization, and the cult logics of impossibility of refusal and escape, and the lack of respect for what is at the core of bodily autonomy and consent, and the lack of cross-species empathy or feeling of responsibility for continued husbandry, and the fallacy of the innocent bystander. oh yeah, also they eat people. metaphorically but also literally. btw did i mention cultural genocide, check it out. *shows an aborted ceremony and abandonment of an entire community upon finalized conversion*

Twenty Idiots McIdiots, PhD:

[bob-artist]

Crimetober 1-9

Because birds are criminals.

[bob-artist]

Crimetober 10-21

When will they be held accountable

[bob-artist]

Crimetober 22-31

Justice will never be served.

[katestewartt]

"You've carried this all alone, all this time?"