because you can't wrap anything in a cracker

remade because i cant stand having more than 100 followers. tumblrina for 15 unspeakable years 🎗️

[why5x5]

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[zendadya]

Zendaya via Instagram (June 26, 2026)

[enki2]

[duskneko]

Kill la Kill (2013)

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

"all of them inshallah"

[chromyrose]

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

[softmatzohtruther]

maybe it makes me intolerant or whatever but i am never going to call muslims converts "reverts" bc it has cultic flavors to me

[toxetta]

me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

[femaledaily]

BOTTOMS (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

[daglout]

[amazingmirror123]

[thatmaildude]

[reemadeeee]

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[peterdyckmancampbell]

I’m tired of this complex queer goyim have where they think all lgbt people were persecuted by the Nazis as if there aren’t very famously queer Nazis and collaborators, and as if queer German Christians couldn’t get out of it by signing a fucking affidavit and/or getting lavender married, which was not a grace afforded to Jews or Roma

[peterdyckmancampbell]

like man Charlotte von Mahlsdorf did a ton for the east Berlin queer community but she also very much did directly get her first ladies’ clothes and jewels by raiding (presumably largely cishet) Jews’ homes after they were deported.

guess who lived, not just past 1945, but to see the new millennium?

[peterdyckmancampbell]

like yeah living in an authoritarian police state sucks!!! being forced to live in hiding sucks!! but also these people were not systematically targeted on remotely the same scale as Jews and Roma, and they were given ways to get out of it.

it’s an oppression fantasy white queer goyim have where they have it JUST AS BAD!!!!!!! as the Most Oppressed Groups and I just have to laugh at this point bc it’s that or start mauling

[rootless-cosmopolitan]

I don’t want to play “who had it worst” but I think people forget that queer people were also not systematically targeted for murder in Nazi occupied territories, while Jews/Roma were hunted down like dogs to the last one. Like, the WWII Resistance Museum in Amsterdam explicitly states that there is no record of any Dutch queer person deported, arrested, or murdered by the Nazis for their sexuality. Meanwhile 75% of Dutch Jews were murdered in the holocaust - the highest percentage in Western Europe.

Not only that, but people truly don’t understand that Nazism is a very, VERY specific brand of fascism, which blames everything on the evil influence of the Jew. The Jews created communism and let the inferior Slavs fall under the spell of “Bolshevism.” The Jews created disgusting modern art and new radical academic fields, which is why those all had to go. And yes, the Jews were somehow responsible for spreading the “degeneracy” of homosexuality and transgenderism, too. The throbbing heart of Nazism is anti-Judaism. If you ignore this, or lessen it, or “everyone suffered the same” it, you are no longer talking about Nazism.

[jewish-rock]

the saddest part about jumblr is that we cannot play jewish geography with each other without doxxing ourselves :(

[jewish-rock]

like statistically im probably 1 or 2 degrees away from a few of yall. alas, i will never know it.

[pjharvey]

today i found out that the song telephone was inspired by gaga's fear of not being able to have fun anymore bc of the increasing demands the music industry was putting on her. 100 percent i thought it was just about not wanting people to blow up your phone when you're trying to vibe at the club. and it's about that too. it's amazing how art can have so many meanings

[shapeoftheday]

restless spirits

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[enchantedbook]

'The Little Mermaid' by Hiroaki Ikeda, 1971

[piglii]

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

[piglii]

FOUND IT

[andmaybegayer]

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

[andmaybegayer]

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

[piglii]

thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected

[a-third-attempt]

I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema

[flurgerbla]

I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more

But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…

But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it

[mckitterick]

this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?

to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth

the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:

the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”

in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton

in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”

Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company