loser

C. she/her. 32.

[pup-posting]

puppy play but i’ve got my chin resting on the couch and i stare at you longingly because you’re eating cheetos

[honeytot]

Calling Alfie ‘good boy’

~

You slip into the bed, freshly bathed with your favourite pyjamas on and your hair done ready for bed. You grab your phone and start doomscrolling.

Alfie soon joins you and lays down on the bed, groaning dramatically. You smile and run your fingers through his hair, he hums and moves so you can reach more of his head, leaning into you like a dog would.

“Alf…?” You ask gently.

“Mhm?”

“Do you think you could go and get my water bottle, please? I think I left it in the kitchen…” you ask him sweetly, rubbing your fingers down the back of his neck to his shoulder, as if to sweeten him up.

“Yeah” Alfie stands up without hesitation, heading to the kitchen to grab your bottle. He’s always eager to please you.

When he gets back, the bottle is filled with fresh, cold water. You smile and take it from him.

“Good boy…” You smile, nodding a little as if you’re approving of the water, Alfie’s breath hitches as he hears your words.

“Yeah?” He smirks, crawling over to you. His eyes are glistening as he settles himself on top of you, hovering over you with a hand each side of you.

He dips his head down and kisses your neck, his teeth grazing your skin as he places his lips against it sloppily. You giggle and bury your fingers back in his curls.

~

[lostdeerinthemist]

HES SO CUTE IM GONNA EAT HIM

[spaceorphan18]

Is it bad that I feel slightly bad that I keep coming to the library to use its quietness and its desk space and its pleasant atmosphere for writing but I never check out books?

[ckerouac]

Why would you feel bad? You’re using the library for one of its intended purposes. The desks, WiFi, space etc are LITERALLY there for you to do exactly what you’re doing AND each time you go in you add to the foot traffic numbers that prove hey people are coming in to use our stuff mr. government so keep funding us.

[surroundedbybooks]

Confirmed by another public librarian. One of the stats we track is "WiFi usages"

That is, we track number of sessions/devices using it over time.

The library is not about snooping on what you're doing with that WiFi. Libraries respect privacy.

[rosefyrefyre]

We literally have a door counter at my library. Congratulations, you just added to our statistics.

[chaosfrisur]

I think it's a bit sad that with more and more public spaces vanishing, people are feeling bad about not "buying" stuff to "earn" their time at a library.

A library is like a park, you're allowed to just. Exist in it.

I check out books every 4 weeks, when the learning period from my current books is up, but I go much more frequently with my kid to just sit there and read to them, and that's okay. In my school days, we'd go and do our research for presentations there, just reading, never checking out.

A library is a space to just exist.

[foxofninetales]

So a year or so ago, we added some new desklets at our library, in areas where we noticed that people gravitated to but didn't have the right furnishing to use them in the way they wanted to.

The first few weeks of having the new furniture were absolutely filled with excited librarians whispering to each other, "Look! Someone's using the desklet in the back corner!" and "casually" walking by to enjoy the sight like wildlife researchers who had successfully baited a particularly elusive rare bird. Nobody cared if those people checked anything out or not. There was a need! We saw the need! We filled the need! Hooray!

WE PUT THE THING THERE TO BE USED. USE THE THING.

[anxietyproblem]

[joshpeck]

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

[comixextra]

[kissyoulikealover]

pasta is so comforting. pasta is my best friend. pasta my beloved. pasta is my boyfriend pasta is a god pasta is the breeze in my hair in the weekend pasta is a relaxing thought!!!

[lenneyswhore]

kissing will all over his stupid cute face with lipstick on until he's covered in kiss marks and has a stupid dumb little grin on his face like :D while i tell him how much i love him (and maybe calling him a good boy just to see him blush)

- 🕺

🕺, this is so real. ugh, imagine writing your name in lipstick over his chest…. and he’s all swoon and in awe by it 😵‍💫😵‍💫

BUT YES. he would have a dumb little grin on his face… imagine it being after a shoot and through kisses he’s like “was i good?” or “did you think the shoot was good?” as he dumbly smiling whilst you respond with yes’s and more kisses, absolutely smothering him in lipstick (like tbh he intended to happen).

EDIT: my brain was tired and i just realised this was for will

[memeuloser]

I immediately thought of this

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

[orchidboy]

hi can i come over and immediately fall asleep

[ladyshinga]

[fifthlines]

mason and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day // buf @ cbj, 01.03.2026

[sinclairsting]

Write if you can.

If you can't write: Edit.

If you can't edit: Outline.

If you can't outline: Brainstorm.

If you can't brainstorm: Rest.

Writing is many tasks. Do whichever ones you can handle and you'll still be making progress.

[memeuloser]

I have nothing appropriate to say

[lenneyswhore]

[lenneyswhore]

god i fear i’m not your strongest soldier, especially when it comes to chris in a backwards cap because holyyyy fuckk 🫦

[ourravenboys]

during these exciting times (heated rivalry) i am once again encouraging you guys to watch women’s hockey, where this ACTUALLY publicly happens

the PWHL season is on now, watch it on TSN/CBC/Sportsnet in Canada and on YouTube in the USA/internationally!!