⦻ Valiant warrior of brave intelligence ⦻

I am the one, the only (to my knowledge) Lord Berdly! While I do partake in the art that is role-playing, that unfortunately is not the purpose of this Tumblr blog.

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Making a post to introduce myself. An introduction post, if you will.

My situation is rather unfortunate, seeing as I am an alter in a Disassociative Identity Disorder system. The host didn't want me to make a blog or any form of social media, because he was anxious about me getting made fun of. However, I doubt anyone would make fun of me. And if anyone attempts to make a jab at my character, it is simply out of jealousy, and I will ignore it.

You may notice the trans flag in my profile picture. That is because I TRANScend the concept of gender. There is not a gender identity that can capture the aura and energy that I possess. I don't even use labels like "feminine" or "masculine" because I can't relate to them at all. As for my pronouns, you may use whatever suits your fancy.

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Accidentally made a sex joke in my introduction post. I don't know how it took my months to realize this.

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Accidentally made a sex joke in my introduction post. I don't know how it took my months to realize this.

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Have a mini comic of yalls reactions.

Lol. Lmao, even. This is immaculate.

I am a multi-shipper, so I ship Ribbun as well, however Ribbun wasn't just crushed like a bone beneath the tire of a semi truck.

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funnybunny shippers how many tubs of ice cream do i need to bring to our Mourning Ceremony?

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All of them

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Yeah we're gonna need a lot

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As many as possible, then more

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Higher than even I can count, preferably

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small..blue...oval. berdly were you a fucking pipis. are you like. spamtons child.

My parents are never shown on screen so I very well could be

And I have a little sister. Tenna mentions the pipis he has is a girl. Hmmmm.....

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I cast

Power Word Whomst’d’ve

Not me, that's for sure

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Did you look like one of those silly baby birds when u were young? Or where you an egg

I was a small blue oval, if I'm remembering correctly.

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Dying my hair black to maximize efficiency. I will be much less depressed once I utilize solar energy.

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makes fun of you (/j you’re funky)

I have a video essay delving into the use of rude comments for comedic purposes

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🤓

2. ☝️

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When you decide to have a child, you are consenting to potentially accommodating for a disability. "I didn't choose to have a disabled child!" Irrelevant. There's always a chance that your child will be disabled. You knew this before having them. Even if they aren't born disabled, all it takes is one bad day, one accident for a lifelong disability.

In other words, grow the fuck up and stop bitching about not wanting to deal with your disabled kids.

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You might want to pin your intro post, just so it's easier to find ^^ and it's nice to meet, you by the by :)

I was strategically avoiding pinning the post so someone would point it out, and not at all because I forgot.

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berdly do you always talk like that or is it just a tactic to impress people im so serious this is a genuine question

The use of exuberant, complex, and nonsensical adjectives and synonyms make for a perplexing statement that not only is far too long, but also conceals the presence any potential emotion that may otherwise be conveyed.

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welcome to here. it sucks.

The real world sucks just as much, if not more, but I accept your welcome. Kris confided in me that this is a, quote, "comfy space with people I like", so while I don't want to get my hopes up, I can safely say any friend of Kris's is a potential friend of mine. All this to say, I think I'll be alright.

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Crying out of one eye to minimize tears and maximize efficiency

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*scary ominous disembodied voice* STOP PRIORITIZING EFFICIENCY OVER TAKING TIME TO PROCESS YOUR EMOTIONS

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Hahaha. That joke was pitiful but I am laughing to make you feel better about it.

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Crying out of one eye to minimize tears and maximize efficiency