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[menagerofmischief]

ღ NADIA !! nineteen. she/her. my current favorites are mv1 op81 ln4 cl16. nr6 girl at heart. inbox and messages are always open if you wanna talk.

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nsfw alphabet -> ln4 wrong hamilton -> lh44 (drabble)

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Charles and Alexandra are engaged?! Hello, why am I so early for this!?

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random but do you prefer smaus that have both the social media part and written parts or just social media au?

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Oscar lost championship leader by 1 point!?!?

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hiii! how are you doinggg?

hey 💖

I'm good, thanks! I know I said I was gonna post more a while ago but then I just got floored with shit and I still have a bunch of responsibilities right now but I really want to write something soon.

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i am still for the gynecologist!lando fic… like her coming for an exam that escalates into sex quickly (medical kink hello)

Omg gynecologist!lando anon hi! I'm sorry it's been so long, I started it and it lays unfinished in drafts, I'm gonna get to it soon I promise.

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ln4 with a photographer gf - eating her out against the wall while she takes photos of him doing it. then he grabs the camera when she comes

"Oh -"

The quiet, muffled moans echoed around the apartment, filling the space between the walls, accompanied by the sound of a camera clicking pictures.

"Yes baby, just like that," you moan, the words soft as they roll off your tongue, just like how he rolls his over your most sensitive parts, his eyes wide and gazing up at you, a twinkle of mischief in them.

His curls are wild and messy, his chin is dripping and half of his face is soaked. And he looks so fucked out, so pussy drunk and you know it's worth it, taking pictures with shaky hands just to capture the look on his face as he eats you out with vigor, like a death row prisoner eating his last meal.

His tongue flattens, running up your clit, twirling around it and he chuckles when your legs shake, the sound of it vibrating trough you.

"Aw baby, are you close?" Lando teases, his fingers breaching your entrance, pulling a whine from your lips as your legs mindlessly grind forward, chasing the friction. "You gonna come for me pretty girl?"

You nod, too overwhelmed for words, cheeks aflame and mouth open as you gasp and moan and call out his name. You feel the weight of the camera disappearing from your hand but you don't think about it until you hear him speak.

"Come for me baby," he says, and you do, with a moan of his name, and hands grasping at his locks you come and he drinks it all up, burying his face into your puffy cunt. The camera click, the flash goes off and once you ride your high over Lando pulls away, a cocky smile on his face as he looks down at the camera before turning it to you, showing off the picture of your blissed off face. "Always so pretty when you come for me."

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wrong hamilton

Imagine Nico Rosberg's younger sister texting him a few weeks earlier and telling him to be free on xx.xx. date and get dressed nicely because she's taking him to see Hamilton.

Nico is confused, sure. But she's been talking about Hamilton the Musical for a while, humming the songs or having a full on performance with his daughters when she babysits, so he just shrugs his shoulders and texts back 'okay'.

The day comes and he's dressed nice, because his sister sent him a threatening message to remind him and Vivian helped out. His sister picks him up, something she insisted on doing, and he gets into her car, growing more and more confused as he realizes they're going to a restaurant and not a theater.

They go in and with a smile she says "Table for Rosberg," and the hostess leads them over to a table. Except someone is already sitting there and Nico's eyes widen with a horrifying realization that his sister was indeed taking him to see Hamilton, except he was thinking about the wrong Hamilton.

The horrified expression on his face gets even worse when she leans over and kisses Lewis cheek, turning back to look at her brother while his childhood bestie turned enemy holds his sister's hand. And the little shit smiles and says, "Surprise!"

potential full fic idea or whatever

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nsfw alphabet -> ln4

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nsfw alphabet (a-z)

lando norris x reader

a/n: another request from the request graveyard. I see you guys, I promise I'll try to get to all of them!

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

Lando is a clinger! He doesn't really wanna move, preferring to stay down and cuddle, twisting his body into your own and staying cozy from your warmth. If he has to move he will, but best believe some part of his skin will be touching your at all times. He's also big on sharing baths together afterward with you leaning back into him.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

Boobs! He loves your boobs and if he could he would never take his hands off of them. Loves to cuddle with his hands up your shirt and just holding your boobs.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Has no preference whatsoever. He likes anything, filling you up, cumming in your mouth, on your stomach/ass/back/tits. He's down for all of it and will always let out a little groan as he takes in the sight.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

He gets hard watching you do domestic things around your shared apartment. You're leaning down to put dishes into the dishwasher, boner! Reaching into the washing machine to pull out a lost sock? Boner! Vacuuming the new rug? Boner!

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

He's pretty experienced and knows what he's doing. Uses his experience to drive you absolutely wild.

F= Favorite position

Doesn't really have a favorite but enjoys positions where he can grab your boobs easily. Loves cowgirl because your tits are bouncing in his face, it's his own personal slice of heaven.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

Sometimes when you're having soft/slower sex he'll randomly burst into giggles. Other than that he's pretty good at giving what the situation requires.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

He keeps it pretty neat, trimmed all the way down but doesn't completely shave it off. If you had different preferences he'd be up to trying and when it comes to you he doesn't mind anything as long as you're comfortable.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

He can swing either way but I do think that he leans a bit forward to romantic and wanting you to experience every touch deeply and feel everything. However if it was a bad day, get ready because he can and will absolutely go rough.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

Prefers you touching him rather than him touching himself but when you're not there or he's away, he'll be jacking off like a boy in puberty, always having your picture up on his phone or calling you to hear your voice.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

Lives for your praise! Call him a good boy and he'll be a puddle on the floor. Also loves sucking on your nipples, whether it's during the intercourse or just cuddling with his mouth attached to your tit.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

Absolutely up for getting down and dirty anywhere but loves to do it in your apartment. Any surface/room will do.

M= Motivation (what gets them going)

You! End of story. One look of you and oh, where did his pants go?

N= No (something they won't do)

I think he's pretty much down to trying anything you're interested into but wouldn't want to do anything that could seriously hurt you.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

He loves tasting you almost as much as he loves when you're sucking him off so his absolute favorite is 69, where he can get the best of both worlds. Absolutely knows what he's doing and would eat you for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

P= Pace (do they prefer it slow or fast)

Pretty good at reading the mood and following what you want. Want it faster, he's pounding you into the mattress so fast your head is spinning. Prefer is slow, he'll make sure you feel every inch and drag.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer quickies or taking their time)

Prefers to take his time and go for multiple rounds, but if either of you is feeling needy he'll absolutely pull you into the first corner and go for a quickie.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

He's up for experimenting and is pretty much down to try anything at least once. The most important thing for him is that you're both feeling comfortable.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go)

He can go multiple rounds at a time. Give him a second to catch his breath and he's already hard and leaking again, aching to get back into you.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

Has a whole drawer filled with all different sorts of toys and enjoys using them to bring you pleasure. Likes to keep a vibrator pressed to your clit while he fucks you or eats you out.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

He likes to tease but can't follow thought with it to the end because he has a weak spot for you and wants to give you all the love.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Absolute whore! Whines, moans, grunts, anything and everything. From making you beg, to him begging himself. Doesn't shut up.

W= Wild card (random headcannon of any sort)

After Hungary '24 he railed you against the wall of his driver's room that shared with Oscar's, making you scream his name in an attempt to annoy his teammate.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in those pants)

He's packing, we all know it. Did you see the ridiculous amount of photos where his bulge is shown? Pretty sure someone said he's made it onto a Twitter (catch me dead calling it X) page called 'famous bulges'

Y= Yearning (sex drive)

The meter broke from how high it went ;) He wants you, all the time, everywhere, no questions asked. Can go whenever you want, for as long as you want.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

Depends on the situation but I think yes, or at least moderately quick. Especially if you're staying right in bed and cuddling, he's dozing off quick and letting out soft snores (yes, I think he snores, sue me).

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yuki with the unbuttoned top of the redbull shirt is so fucking delicious it's doing something to me!

like come home honey, I can cook AND clean (no I actually can't, but whatever)

also is this why I've been seeing an increase in yuki fics all over my feed?!

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franco colapinto masterlist

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♡ smut, ❀ fluff, ☁ angst

written fics:

pretty boy ♡

smau fics:

fan favorite

drabbles/blurbs:

cooking ...

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lewis hamilton masterlist

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♡ smut, ❀ fluff, ☁ angst

written fics:

good morning baby ♡

legacy series ♡❀☁

smau fics:

cooking ...

blurbs/drabbles:

wrong hamilton

[menagerofmischief]

will you post some fanfictions again?

hey!

Yes, I'm definitely going to post again, don't worry. I can't exactly say when because I've been in the biggest writing block and have been taking a break because I was starting to get too overwhelmed.

But even if I'm taking a break, it doesn't mean this blog is going anywhere and I'm going to be posting again when I find time/motivation to write more. Hopefully soon.

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god of sin (cl16)

god of sin aka the porn star!charles chronicles

summary: after a friend calls you out on being sexually frustrated you subscribe to a guy's OF and it's the start of a great unraveling

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Want more? Check out my OF ;)

1. sweet as sin

2. coming soon...

have any ideas or thots for the au? drop them in my inbox

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nico rosberg masterlist

main masterlist

♡ smut, ❀ fluff, ☁ angst

written fics;

a well mannered ...

nsfw alphabet

smau's;

cooking ...

blurbs;

cooking ...

[menagerofmischief]

porn star!charles is an idea! I have thoughts

ooh! drop the thoughts anon, I'm interested!

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sweet as sin -> cl16

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porn star!charles chronicles -> here

tags: everyone's got normal lives (no F1), mentions of porn/OF, very very suggestive (or very light smut idk?), mentions of alcohol, mentions of sex toys

a/n: this is just an introduction to the au. if you have any ideas or things you think would go well with the au, send an ask and lmk <3

“Oh, I don’t know, Gwen!” You said, swirling your straw around in your drink as you eyed the friend. “Other than the fact I’m moving soon, my life is a bit too boring lately. I’m done with dating apps after the last big failure and I just need something interesting to happen!”

“You mean you need to get laid!” She accused, mischief sparkling in her eyes as she giddily sipped her mimosa, already a bit tipsy from all the previously consumed ones. “When was the last time you had a good orgasm?”

You coughed, nearly choking on your drink as you stared at her with wide eyes. “We’re so not talking about this!”

“I’ll take that as a ‘very long ago’,” Gwen said, eyeing you over the rim of her glass. “Just because you’re not dating doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun.”

“Didn’t you hear the part when I said how all the guys are sleazy and disgusting?”

She chuckled, flashing you a smile. “You can have fun on your own. Nothing wrong with that, in fact, it’s my favourite.”

“God,” you laughed, swatting her arm. “You’re definitely too drunk for 12 pm, Gwen.”

However much you tried to push it from your mind and deny, Gwen’s words stuck with you through the rest of the day. A constant echo in the back of your mind that played like a mocking tune whenever you found even a second free.

With a groan you pushed yourself up from your couch, the TV show playing on the screen already long abandoned. In the silence of your apartment you could hear every step you made, every thud of your feet against the ground seemed to echo like a thump of your heart within your chest.

You reached your bedside, eyes narrowed in a glare as you rummaged through the drawer in search of your old vibrator, an unfamiliar sensation stirring in your chest once you finally pulled it out, the thing still fully charged and ready to be used. 

You settled on the bed, head nestled on the pillow as you closed your eyes and tried to tease yourself but it was so damn hard when nothing came to mind. Your teeth sunk into your bottom lip as you reached for your phone, holding it up in a slightly shaky hand you unlocked it and made your way onto the good old trusted … twitter porn.

Your fingers hesitated over a video of a guy. His face was half visible, but his body was in the full picture and he looked sweeter than sin. Hard abs, perfectly toned, arms worth salivating over. Yeah, the guy was made to be pornographic, that you were sure of.

You clicked play, watching as he teasingly ran his hands down his body, wrapping one big hand around his equally as big dick, the sound of his low groaning coming through the speaker.

A sigh slipped past your lips as you mimicked his movement, running your hands down your body, teasingly scraping your nails along your skin before slowly reaching your fingers under the waistband of your shorts.

The video ended just as your fingers reached your clit and a low spark of annoyance ran through you. “Fuck …” you muttured, staring at the replay button. Then the words under the video caught your attention.

Want more? Check out my OF ;)

Next to them was a link. Without thinking twice, or much, you pressed the link, watching as his OnlyFans page loaded up.

You glanced at the vibrator next to you on the bed, Gwen’s words, or more so the “You can have fun on your own,” echoing inside of your head once more.

“Fuck it!” You whispered into the darkness of your room, and then pressed the subscribe button.

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