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MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE
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To put it very bluntly.
You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.
I've been really in my feels lately about stupid bullshit, and I don't really want to share it with people in real life, especially when it sounds sort of shallow and self-deprecating and attention-seeking, so I guess I might as well put it out here. Read if you want, ignore if you want.
No one has ever offered to buy me a drink.
No one has ever asked to dance with me at a club or an event.
I can recall only one time I've ever been "cat called," and it was a drunk guy in the parking lot of a tiny restaurant yelling a greeting at my friend and I, but mostly my friend. I don't even know if that counts.
I can count on one hand the times I've been asked out on a date. Most of my "dating" history is friendship that eventually devolves into physicality that I may or may not consent to. Even when people proclaim to have a crush on me, that's apparently not enough to convince them to ask me out or express real interest.
I have been cheated on and broken up with in nearly all of my relationships.
I have always been the person chasing after someone I'm interested in, and it almost always ends in rejection.
On dating apps, I only get matches clearly looking for sex or a third, or cis men who obviously just send the same message to every afab or femme appearing person they come across.
The only reason I found my current partner is that I was tired of being treated like garbage whenever I tried to date women and queer folks and decided to give one guy a chance, and he just happened to be perfect.
I don't know how to feel about all of this.
I mostly just feel incredibly lucky to have the partner I have. At this point in my life, I feel like a very demisexual/demiromantic person. I don't necessarily WANT sexual or romantic attention from people, especially strangers, but it's weird to see it happen to other people?
This is what I'm talking about when I say I'm average-looking or unattractive. It's not really meant to be a negative comment about myself or my appearance because I think I'm awesome and I know what I look like naked. I could probably find a person who would have sex with me fairly easily if that was something I needed in life.
My body dysmorphia doesn't really make things easier, but I'm used to it. I'm able bodied, straight sized, and have a shape that is apparently desirable when it comes to what's portrayed in popular culture.
But people are generally not attracted to me. They definitely do not approach me or flirt with me.
(Although I acknowledge that maybe I wouldn't know if someone was flirting? I can only go off of clear actions and words.)
It's not necessarily a bad thing. In fact, some would probably say it's a very good thing to never get harassed! But it's strange. I feel like I've missed out on some kind of universal human experience. Especially as I get older, I feel like the window for that experience has closed, so I'll never really know what it's like to be a desirable person.
I have plenty of theories as to why this is, but it ultimately doesn't really matter. I'm just sort of left feeling like an outsider again, forced to pretend I know what people are talking about when they mention these things.
Anyway, as mentioned before, I don't think any of this is necessarily good or bad. It just... is.
do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century
me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless
me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong
I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.
My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege
"It doesn't help your credibility to exaggerate, most employers wouldn't literally work you to death" like, I used to work in distribution. If booking a truck driver for back to back shifts until they fall asleep at the wheel, crash, and die counts as being worked to death, I have personally met employers who've worked employees to death and gotten away with a slap on the wrist. It may not be universal, but it's a hell of a lot more common than a lot of us would prefer to think.
The FAA had to explicitly make rules about how long pilots have to have off between shifts, and how far away from their home you can pin their home airport, because it doesn't mean shit that someone has 10 hours between shifts if they have a 2 hour commute each way. They had to make these rules because multiple passenger airplanes crashed because the pilots were exhausted from tight scheduling. Employers won't just work you to death, they'll take a hundred random customers with you.
Happy belated Workers’ Memorial Day, celebrated April 28th
chat they got married in tomodachi life...
( they were together for a total of one day and instantly wanted to get married )
i need to draw more omds
at some point during high school i drew a centaur girl with large breasts because i wanted to draw a character that looked like me, and my biofamily got real upset about it. "why are they so large" because mine are that large. "wouldn't that make it hard for her to run" interesting that you think that but keep trying to make me run. "don't draw things like this, it's morally bad" ok i and my apparently inherently pornographic body will just be over here trying to avoid being looked at
this is not to say porn is bad, tbc. i just wasn't a fan as a teenager of being treated like it was impossible to look at bodies like mine non-sexually. frankly i'm not a fan of it now either lmao. i keep kind of thinking about how so many female protagonists are canonically flat or small-chested girls/women who textually wish they had larger breasts, but i can't remember the last time i encountered a protagonist with large breasts where that fact wasn't meant to be sexual. what is up with that dynamic and how do i destroy it
it's like... in order to be accepted as a woman, the character has to desire the idealized form of The Perfect Woman (or if she's a #feminist, reject and detest that same idealized form, but the focus on it is often still there). but in order to be a non-pornographic protagonist, she can't attain it. the moment you have a large enough chest you don't really get to be a normal character anymore, you have to go to sex world. idk. probably someone better read than me has written some sort of papers on this. idk what search terms to use though
“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck
im always saying this
Panther in the rain.
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I was talking to a (neurotypical) friend a few days ago about their dating life and they straight up told me "oh yeah it's easy to get dates on apps!"
and I have been thinking about that interaction for days like what do you MEAN it's EASY to date people??
Watching Zac sliently wheeze laugh for at least five minutes during the "You don't talk to Beth that way!" scene was maybe my favorite part of the entire episode.
whenever I wear a jumpsuit to work I get compliments like "oh that's a cute outfit!"
like thanks Sharon I couldn't fathom choosing two articles of clothing when I rolled out of bed this morning 45 minutes after my second alarm but I'm glad you think it's a chic fashion choice