If I Held Your Breath At Least We Would Touch

37 she/her Rigby Art tag is #rigbys art Terrible, no good, spiteful anti-censorship creature Art trades open to mutuals

[aeriael]

Bug has a CT scan scheduled for 6/16/26!!!

https://gofund.me/14608a81d

I have never done this before and I promise I won’t spam this a million times I’m just sick and out of options for my sweet baby. I’m scared.

Donate to Support Bugatha Ann’s Urgent Medical Needs, organized by Kerri Harris

Eight months ago Bugatha Ann tried to die outside our door. She was a screamin… Kerri Harris needs your support for Support Bugatha Ann’s Ur

[aeriael]

One would think that for how artsy fartsy AFI is that their merchandise would be….better.

[seraphdesire]

Played the Onimusha demo omg it was so good!! Did story mode first and killed Ganryu on my third try, then did combat mode and killed him on my first try. Honestly it didn't feel like there was much difference in difficulty between the two modes but I'm not complaining there. Very happy with it! So hyped for this game to come out!!

ALSO GANRYU??? HELLO?? I got interested in this game because of him from the first trailer they showed when they announced it sometime last year (iirc?). Oh my GOD

[thequantumranger]

Ganryu Sasaki in Onimusha: Way of the Sword (2026)

Requested by anonymous.

[valfalc]

Sasaki Ganryu in Onimusha: Way of the Sword 🖤

[enjinsdoll]

──── MOM & DAD

the kids tease you by calling enjin and you mom & dad.

The first time it happened you almost hurled your jinki across the, now empty, battlefield.

Riyo stood in front of you and Enjin with her arms behind her back. Girl was covered in dirt and fresh scrapes after nearly getting herself crushed during a cleanup mission. You were pissed. And concerned.

“You can’t just rush ahead because you think you saw movement,” you snapped. “What if that thing had gotten you?”

“And if you get hurt,” Enjin added with a sharp glare, “You slow the entire team down.”

Riyo nodded dramatically the entire time, eyes wide with fake sincerity. You wanted to shake her, because you’d be heartbroken if something serious happened to her. Until she opened her mouth tho.

“Yeah, yeah,” she sighed once the lecture ended. “I get it. I’ll keep it in mind, mom and dad.”

You both stared at her. Then stared at each other - a silent dialogue followed. Like you had the gesture conversations with the others, Enjin and you communicated differently.

‘did she really just said that?’ his eyes said.

‘yes. Oh my god.’

‘huh. Odd. But kinda funny.’

‘Enjin!’

‘okay, okay. Not funny.’

All while Riyo grinned watching the two of you. Enjin then turned away to let out a traitorous chuckle and you groaned.

Should’ve been the end of it, right? A funny one time joke. Unfortunately team akuta and their supporters was full of the worst people alive.

Because two days later you walked into the headquarters, carrying supplies as you hear Follo yell from across the hallway.

“Mom said we’re meeting at six, dumbass.”

You stopped dead in the tracks. “Excuse me?”

Zanka immediately pointed at Follo accusingly. “I told him not to call you that.”

“You kind of encouraged him,” Semiu said flatly as she walked by.

Riyo was wheezing in the corner while your eye twitched dangerously. “None of you are funny.”

“Mom’s scary today,” Rudo whispered.

Enjin walked in at the perfect moment (later you’re convinced he waited around the corner, because no one walked in at a more perfect time). “Dad’s here. Everyone behave.”

The entire room burst into laughter. You wanted to die. You wanted to beat up Enjin who looked way too amused for someone who apparently didn’t find it funny.

“You’re enjoying this,” you accused.

“No idea what you mean,” he said, failing miserably to hide his grin.

Is anyone surprised that things only got worse, because Enjin started participating? No? Yeah. Exactly.

One afternoon Semiu sat behind her desk and lazily looked through a magazine while Enjin shuffled by. Then again. He huffed and puffed, all cow-eyed and pouting.

“Are you looking for your wife?” Semiu asked without looking up.

“My wife,” Enjin said loudly. “Took the day off.”

His voice sounded a tiny bit betrayed. How dare you to take the day off when it wasn’t his day off?

“Good for her,” Semiu replied.

“Yeah. My wife deserves that,” Enjin nodded.

Later Semiu told you about this conversation and you almost chuckled. Almost.

However. Bro Santa surprisingly suffered the most from it - mostly because he kept accidentally feeding into the joke.

But for starters. You were helping team child with some equipment. Also because you wanted to hang out with Dear Santa since you became similar to a motherly figure in his life.

It was a fun afternoon… until Enjin walked in. Took in the scene. Decided to open his loud mouth.

“Wow,” he sighed dramatically. “Couldn’t you at least wait until the divorce?”

Bro choked. “Divorce?!”

Team child looked between the two of you in horror.

“What’s wrong with you?” you asked in disbelief.

“You left me for the kids,” he said solemnly and then gestured towards bro. “And… Bro.”

“You’re insufferable.”

“And yet you stay.”

Bro looked genuinely stressed now. “Enjin, I never touched your wife, I swear. She’s just a good friend.”

“Hello?!”

“I know,” Enjin said all serious at the same time.

You kicked him in the shin and swore you still heard him cackle when you were back in your room. And, now all alone, you let out the tiniest amused snort. But it wasn’t funny, okay?

And if we already spill the truth a little here then we need to be completely honest. The dynamic actually fit.

You handled planning, schedules, injuries, and stopping everyone from killing themselves. Enjin handled morale, chaos control, and intimidation.

And together somehow you functioned exactly like exhausted parents managing a group of violent disaster children. And the team knew it.

“Mom, Rudo stole my chocolate bar.”

“Dad, Riyo threatened to shave off my eyebrows… again.”

“Can Mom stop glaring at me like that?”

“Dad said no, so I’m asking Mo.”

“… I never ask Mom anything again.”

Until then it wasn’t that bad. Or at least you thought it couldn’t get worse until you went on a mission together. Because if Enjin could do one thing then it was getting real loud when he was impressed.

A trash beasts twice your size charged towards your team. The force was enough to crack concrete and have the ground shaking. Before anyone else could React you slid underneath. Your jinki activated you drove it straight upward and took it down in one hit. The entire battlefield went silent for half a second.

“That’s my wife!”

Your horrified scream echoed immediately after. “Stop calling me that!”

Riyo nearly fell off her scissor laughing. Enjin shuffled closer, grinning proudly as he helped you up.

Meanwhile Gris looked emotional. “They’re so in love.”

“We are not—”

Enjin showed you off proudly. “Did you see that move?”

“Oh my god.”

He looked genuinely delighted which honestly made it worse. While the whole nickname saga was a joke - at least you thought so - Enjin’s pride about your growth and strength was honest.

And then it happened. You weren’t ready. It was the cherry on top. Corvus, the big boss, decided to join in.

That was the moment you realized there was no escape.

You sat in headquarters one evening with your head resting against the table, exhausted after a fourteen hour mission. Corvus approached you as calmly as ever.

“Have you seen Enjin?” he asked.

Hope blossomed in your chest as you looked up. When was the last time you’ve heard Enjin’s name? And not dad or husband?

Then he casually added, “Your better half, I mean.”

Slowly you closed your eyes. A migraine threatened to grow and take you out right here, right now.

“Please,” you whispered. “Not you too.”

Corvus actually smiled. And because Enjin had the perfect timing injected in his veins he had just walked by, listened and now laughed loudly.

Your head snapped around and yeah, Enjin was smug as hell. But beyond it he genuinely looked happy and proud.

Sighing you hid a smile behind your hand. “Come over. After the mission we deserve a drink… husband.”

Enjin stopped dead in the tracks. Also Corvus looked surprised before he gave you two some space.

“You did just—fuck,” he chuckled and sat down beside you.

Ha! Finally it was you taking the upper hand. At least until he reached into his pocket and pulled something shiny out that you speechless.

That damn man!

[aeriael]

https://gofund.me/14608a81d

I have never done this before and I promise I won’t spam this a million times I’m just sick and out of options for my sweet baby. I’m scared.

Donate to Support Bugatha Ann’s Urgent Medical Needs, organized by Kerri Harris

Eight months ago Bugatha Ann tried to die outside our door. She was a screamin… Kerri Harris needs your support for Support Bugatha Ann’s Ur

[aeriael]

IMPORTANT BUGDATE!

She’s eating a little bit and we got her iv fluids! She has a CT scan scheduled in two weeks unless someone cancels sooner. That gives me a little bit of breathing room to acquire the funds. I managed to get a small loan and with the go fund me I’m really close to the estimated $3000 CT scan cost! Once they scan baby bug we will know what’s going on with possible surgery and costs.

[from-jjlee]

super sappy and lame probably but what's the point of bouquets if the flowers are gonna die in a few days anyway even with water you're just killing them and then putting them on life support but they're already dead? plant me a garden instead

[baby-fruits]

I don’t understand the new and growing sentiment of being mutuals doesn’t mean we’re friends like if we are mutuals we are friends we are locked in this is a blood pact and you are more than welcome to message me anytime with anything because we are FRIENDS

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

[shandaapandaa]

Art: ShandaaPandaa

This was such a fun project to work on! My vision came true. 🥹 Hope you'll like it as well!

[yfel-axel]

[keepmypeace]

[keepmypeace]

[mousegirlheart]

i dreamt i worked in a video game store and we had a pet Eevee (desexed) in the store as a mascot. Unfortunately, another store in the shopping centre had a Glaceon (not desexed) as a mascot and during mating season my job was to stand guard and wait for that Glaceon in heat to come sprinting in and either punt it or smack it with a broom or otherwise it would fuck our Eevee to death (And freeze her fatally)

[mousegirlheart]

GET OUTTA HERE YOU HORNY FREAK

[mousegirlheart]

"why don't they just leash the Glaceon?"

Idk mate I'm just paid to stand here and kick horny pokemon, that kind of thing is above my paygrade.

[zeemczed]

Follow-up question - did it ever just start humping your leg?

[mousegirlheart]

No, I am simply too fast with my kicks. Besides, it is laser focused on our Eevee like a goddamn homing missile.

[emirrart]

Thank u discord

[leovincible]

It knows I heard the answer.