lena

dan and phil games survived the apocalypse, so I can do it too

[nevelocitydtcom-deactivated2026]

big day for gay people

[dragonlordofmiddleearth]

What goddamn year is it

[mentaliwnessinnit]

*riding through New England on a horse, screaming*

MORE DAN AND PHIL GAMES IS COMING! GET UP, GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSES, DIL HOWELTER IS STILL ALIVE!

[frogitivity2]

Please take good care of them!

[jennnnaaa]

[akajustmerry]

I LITERALLY CAN’T STOP LAUGHIN EVEN DUMBLEDORE IS DRAGGING HIM FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE FOR THAT AWFUL NAME

[magesticmorgan]

If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.

[asian]

it’s too early for this shit

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[divertirme-deactivated20160620]

[memegod]

[floodedlungs-archived]

my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship

[floodedlungs-archived]

[inkskinned]

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

[confused-yet-amused-deactivated]

damn

[bluehope2013]

DANG

[kingofhearts709]

This is still one of my favorite stories

[lesbianvenom]

ominously hetero is my new fave term

[mushroomdildophan-deactivated20]

[pkpaulshow]

[kawaiigothphan-blog]

[followmeatnowkissmeyoufool-deac]

[thebootydiaries]

have a seat we need to talk