I dont know what I am doing with my life anymore

I mainly just reblog things... random things that strikes my fancy:] 🌒🌕🌘

[mgsr]

[thescholars]

ive had the image of this meme in my head for so long

[victusinveritas]

[borkborkheresadork]

@vague-magnus-archives

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[prokopetz]

My toxic personality trait is that I love false advertising as a metatextual plot device, and not just in the "oOoOoh, it was secretly cosmic horror" sense. Straight up lie to me about the basic structure of the work. Give me a precision platformer that's 80% visual novel by volume. Give me a fanservice anime which is revealed by gradual degrees to be a documentary. I want to be deceived.

[chestcavityyy]

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

[skiplo-wave]

The kids are right Jazz

[thychesters]

sometimes love is stored in a kind ao3 comment

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[hylltonart]

Finally finished painting this water nymph

timelapse + WIP images

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[kdinjenzen]

12 years ago I made a vine that went viral on social media with my then 1 year old cat… and after many requests over the years, it's time to do a follow up!

So here we are! Yama the cat and Kdin the human 12 years later. Yama is still the same, and I've uh… changed a lot!

[my-nida]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Huge chocolate milkshake is basically a classic thing to spill in your lovers car and all over your nintendo switch

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

is this post based on a true story

[mrsterlingeverything]

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Humpback whales singing off the leeward coast of O’ahu

(sound on 🔉)

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

<— to answer these tags on main, since it’s a fun question, our guide lowered a hydrophone and so my phone is leaning on the railing right next to the hydrophone

[theclassicsreader]

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

[scratches2006]

Jeffrey Combs with his daughter in Weyoun makeup! Never seen these before, how cute

[foone]

FUN FACT: You've seen his daughter (Catherine Combs) before.