HOW BAD ME BE?

IF UR LOOKIN 4 TRASH THEN U FOUND IT BUDDY

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[ballroom-kid]

my therapist: twitter used @stretchybutt isn't real. he can't hurt you.

twitter user @stretchybutt:

[memewhore]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

hey guys thanks for inviting me to your slumber party. i hope you dont mind i brought my lady dimetrescu body pillow *trying to fit a queen sized mattress through the doorway*

[neofooturism]

[that-twink-over-there]

[thickness-protection-program]

My asthmussy wheezes severely and yours DON'T?

[brucebocchi]

[logarto]

im obsessed w these tweets like its clearly SOME kind of setup like this didnt just happen but i have no fucking idea how you convince an eagle to steal your anime doll

[joshpeck]

You look JUST like this guy I went to school with who was convinced I had terminal brain cancer and was just hiding it. He made this whole list of his “evidence” that included screenshots of my location on snapchat at different hospitals (I was there for ovarian cysts) and he tried to call me out for lying to everyone at two different proms and I found out two weeks ago he was arrested for stalking some other girl. Anyway you’re really cute!

[o-kurwa]

When you already know you'll end up in hell anyway

[celestinewiitch-deactivated2018]

My favorite smoking blend! I grind up weed with dramiana, lavender, jasmine and rose. 🌿

[pussylipgloss]

if someone brings this to the sesh theyre banned from smoking with me 

[rosaryemoji]

What is dis

[with-practice]

she smoking potpourri.

[colachampagnedad]

how do you manage to gentrify weed

[fleetwoodsushi]

I cannot get over this omfg

[jiguz]

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

sometimes the world gives it to you

[cowboy]

I cant read whenever hot dad's come near me I think I have dilfsexia

[kiddsworld]

Do you ever shut the fuck up

[cowboy]

sorry

[notlikingbestgirl]

Anime is still a mistake

[gaycop]

anyone else horny as fuck right now

[summoningraziel]

Literally what the fuck

[seghs24]

Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high

Me, five seconds later:

[findingschmomo]

[dragonofpatchisland-deactivated]

What the fucking fuck is this shit!? What even is this, is this an actual anime, is it satire? You know what, I don’t wanna know.

[bewarethebitchbites]

She didn’t even give the hat back bitch fucking stole it

[pepto-bismol-veins]

she just flew off with it like what even was the p o i n t

[weirdoughnut]

isn’t this elon musk’s daughter

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

It’s called Transforming Girls and it’s basically just a series of shorts where a bunch of girls autobot their way into inconveniencing the protagonist, who’s also the only one who reacts to it.

[jakemorph]

[pettycentral]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

[cryoverkiltmilk]

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

[calamardoybobesponja]

No wait yours is so much more powerful

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]