Foxy Goddess of Pleasure

trans woman in her early 20s • sometimes some neopronouns • aroallo, very queer • call me Spring • dming me has been proven to be able to change your life • there will be nsfw posts here but the heavier ones will be in my nsfw which you can ask for • got several personality disorders so I'll be weird some days but really funny other days

[kitsuneprincessspring]

follow me im hot

[bigbosscangotohell]

years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about

[skunts-own-truth]

A favorite, quoted in my household, featured a young lass about to be fucked by a cowboy and she says to him “I ain’t ever been with a man before!” And the dude, an incredible actor, says firmly “and you ain’t gonna today. Look into my eyes, I am the devil himself.” It fucking rocked.

If I do ever come into millions and gillions of fat stacks of dollars, mark me, I’ll create a porn company that turns out only well written and freakish porn for this undeserving world.

And that is a promise.

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

I saw a post which was like “why are people still posting about [kink] aren’t they bored of it?” which is on the face of it a bizarre sentiment. Would you ask why someone attracted to women still likes boobs after years? Shouldn’t they have gotten bored of them?

Fundamentally it stems from an approach to life that does not care about desire but only what desires make you seem cool and hip

Why are you still posting about that kink? Don’t you know it’s passé now?

[radawaycuntt]

Well let me ask you this: if we were two little green aliens would we touch antennas yes or no

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[ultramanzer0]

is prev a warrior of light or an agent of darkness

warrior of light

agent of darkness

Voting ended on6h

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

guy who talks about how unethical mt rushmore is but it slowly becomes clear that he isn't talking about environmental issues or native american land claims and instead believes that a four-headed chimera president was first created and then turned to stone

[schofielded]

DB Cooper mystery solved: he survived and used the money to start the film website "IMDb" (I am DB)

[thatsoup]

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[viralfrog]

[screenshotsofalltime]

[kitsuneprincessspring]

Creature returns carrying a ball. Drops ball. Looks at you. Tail wag.

um.. i have never done this before.. shrines are often on hills.. im not sure this is a good idea.. um.. catch?

interesting creature.. i even had a dream its identity was revealed to me.

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[phantomfork]

a reminder!

[screenshotsofalltime]

[kitsuneprincessspring]

Sniff sniff lays down wags tail

oh! it has a tail! wonder how much more it may wag it if i started to pet it.. pat pat pat.. have a good day tomorrow will you dear creature