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marbs | she/her | I have a strange hyperfixation to puyo quest | Accepting puyo char art requests :0

[diantha]

seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important. 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ccorinthian]

aw fuck = “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

[cooperhoward]

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

[xpyu]

new tag yourself game: pick 3 words “born” in ur year that describe u. im geocaching, dark web and abandonware

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

screaaaming me

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

[punkryuki]

[chongoblog]

Visit Original Link

consider this me playing catchup

[theps5guy]

This is. Amazing.

[wormweb]

Hey listen to the way this man talks to his fish thank you

[spiritsonic]

Equal but opposite energy to "Very beautiful. Very powerful"

[1coweveryday]

11/16/21🐄

[meowbs]

da man lagasf

[meowbs]

uruk and his lil duckling children

[meowbs]

kitty patri

[ankle-beez]

[jenna-darck]

they did very much immediatly make a crypto after that one tho

[bufferingyoutubevideo]

The QR code takes you to an Instagram video of the fart gun from dispicable me

So the minions are still on our side actually

[r00]

[sparrow-ceiling]

reblog and put in the tags what comes up when you type "i want"

[sparrow-ceiling]

i love being op of this post bc most of the time its either "i want to scream" "i want to cry" or "i want one" (with the person then being perplexed by what "one" is referring to) but then you get shit like this

[cruaidin]

commission

[never-obsolete]

Mario Pinball Land (GBA, 2004)

[navystims-archive]

Uruk from Puyo Puyo Quest Self Care Kit for @meowbs

Shaker Keychain - Push Popper Keychain - Citrine Crystals

Necklace - Bubble Mix

Mango Jelly Slime - Luxe Bathbomb - Jelly Gummies

[valtsv]

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

[valtsv]

vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.

[valtsv]

vampire: hey i am outside your apartment

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here

[valtsv]

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience

[jannas-little-theatre-kid-deact]

I need to make a story of this