Certified Trash Can

I might fail at life, but I don't fail at watching billions of youtube videos.

[andthatlittleblackdress-deactiv]

a concert is like a constant battle between “I WANNA SCREAM THESE DAMN LYRICS AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS RN!!” and “I wanna get a good video of this without my disgusting ass pterodactyl screeches in the bg”

[sheisrecovering]

6 positive iphone lock screens ♡ free to use

[vidsroses]

no offense but Ashton Irwin is art

[thesanderstans]

my aesthetic is the kid in the “feel the bern” t-shirt yelling at trump in the promo for the gop debates

[mosbyarchives-blog]

shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet

[tachylyte]

shout to the mentally ill people who have unattractive symptoms like a need to fight with other people, obsessing over others, having low self awareness, being easily addicted, being unable to take criticism and being hypersexual. Your suffering is still valid and you’re still loved. You’re still worth worth something.

[meowimtrash-blog]

💗

[meowimtrash-blog]

me: *dreamily sighs* michael clifford

[meowimtrash-blog]

The Signs As 'Sounds Good Feels Good' Lyrics

Aries: "I wanna breath you in like a vapor." -Vapor

Taurus: "How'd we drift so far away? From where we left off yesterday." -Castaway

Gemini: "Love me like you did. Love me like you did. I'll give you anything." -Outer Space

Cancer: "I've got one foot in the golden life. One foot in the gutter." -Carry On

Leo: "We can all get some. Yeah we can all get paid." -Hey Everybody!

Libra: "Hey Mom. Hey Dad. When did this end? Where did you lose your happiness?" Broken Home

Scorpio: "We'll safety pin the pieces of our broken hearts back together." -Safety Pin

Virgo: Soft on your skin. It's pulling me in." -Waste the Night

Capricorn: "My girlfriend's bitching cause I always sleep in." -She's Kinda Hot

Sagittarius: "I wanna get back to where we started. To the summer night." -San Francisco

Aquarius: "Everybody's got their demons. Even wide awake or dreaming." -Jet Black Heart

Pisces: Can't sleep cause my mind keeps racing. Chest hurts cause my heart keeps breaking." -Permanent Vacation

[kyun]

Michael Clifford appreciation week - Day 1: Favourite hair colour(s)

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[february-the-second]

i reblog this everytime it’s on my dash ❤️

[stained-shattered-glass-blog]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS HOLY SHIT. MAKE A WISH EVERY FUCKING TIME

[ndj-blogs]

few months ago i wished for a cat… and my dad got me a black kitten 2 days later. TWO DAYS. and i love my Loki the most ….

[21badlandz]

i wish that i could one day meet my best friend on saturday aND SHE BOOKED THE DATE TO FLY DOWN AND STAY WITH US ON TUESDAY

[leflyingsaucer]

last time i wished to go to the 1989 world tour and it worked. this time i wish for good grades for the rest of my life. tyvm

[thatstransbabey]

I wish for at least a B in chem tbqh

[darcula-dreams]

[shaethebanana]

So important

[onewalkertothenext]

Please do this. My mother had breast cancer twice and its harsh. 

[thisismynewnameyoulike]

Reblog to save a life!

[jehovahhthickness]

I’m still scared to do it myself.

[piscesicon]

It’d be a rough time, I think I would have a fight with Michael, and then Michael would… get hungry and try to eat Calum. And then Calum.. I don’t - I don’t know. Luke wouldn’t last long. Luke’s the scientific one in the band, he would probably build something to escape the island. I don’t know what would happen to me, I’d probably like to remain on the island.

Ashton (When asked what would happen to the band if they were stranded on an island)

[wondirection]

me: *sees a picture of michael* me: *feels pain in my head and my heart and my chest, and is having trouble catching my breath.*

[meowimtrash-blog]

michael: will u dress up as pikachu and yell "pika pika" while we do it

me: i-

michael: haha... i got u...i was kidding

me: oh... thank god

michael: [under his breath] dammit

[albertosrosende-deactivated2016]

michael clifford: a summary (insp)

(ashton) (luke) (calum)

[madmaxyuriroad]

sometimes things are tough but look at this bun

[vaporcashton]

just some friendly reminders