cat enby :3

they/them | adult

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

doing my laundry with Pride Pods. my chud son does the "pride pod challenge" and now his mouth is full of gay. I have to get him to church before it's too late

[goddisposez]

hold up why is the beatles’ music actually fire

[goddisposez]

how did they get the words to crawl up the screen like that

[bunnywand-z]

*pointing to an american* you know that thing would eat you if you were a yummy burger, right??

[steelydanyaoi]

freak as fuck sign

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[e-235]

E259系。

[montyspiddr]

im just a kitty #catblogging #this is what makes us cats

[eepykeepy]

how nonbinary people look when you wont buy them chicken nugget

[pankendev]

ai could never emulate me [they teach the ai to write in lowercase and say "idk bro"] fuuck. fuckkkkkkk

[meowing-enby]

i need to mess up a pretty boy

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

[dark-miku]

remember to go get sedatives for your girlfriends if they don't like fireworks

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[targetedknowledge]

[spaghetti-gremlin]

[Video ID: a video of two snakes in an indoor enclosure. one snake is smaller than the other, but both snakes appear to be completely white with black eyes. the snakes each stick their tongue out several times throughout the video. each time they do, a party horn / noisemaker sound is played. /.End ID]

[ddeck]

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

[rawyld]

That is a photo of Michael Collins on the open day of the National air and space museum.

[piratesexmachine420]

Loud literally does equal funny