aya

it/her/his + masc terms . minor . TRANSGENDER FAGDYKE 5000 Eat My Dust i am so fast never stop

[meowtchis]

haiiiiii >__< i am a creature in the world

i am certified Cryptid thing 🩷

url change! wiretulips -> meowtchis

my name is aya "wiretulips", my Pronouns are it/her/his, i am a queer (TRANSGENDER FAGDYKE 5000!), i am a MINOR leave me Alone , and i am an Artist. i am also very #evil.

i am neurodivergent

gertrude i miss you come back

🏳️‍⚧️💙🩷

things you should know:

all of my textposts are shitposts. gertrude is my oc and not to worry about or be taken seriously. i am mentally unwell but this is unrelated to many thing.

tags that are about mE:

#wiretulips - this is just. any post by me. #wiretulipsArt - MY ART! if i Choose.. #tulipisthinking - textpost usually

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[lacystar]

Jeff the spiller 🫗

[lacystar]

I said Jeff the spiller 🫗

[lacystar]

is this thing on

[targetedknowledge]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[doomdoomofdoom]

[pompomposting]

he is greeting his friend tart who has arrived in a hot air balloon

[updatingranboo]

Ranboo's Shipwrecked 64 vods have been uploaded together in one video!

[meowtchis]

gertrude chapters -- organised

[will be updated]

actual story:

gertrude chapter one

gertrude chapter three

gertrude chapter four

gertrude chapter five

gertrude chapter six

gertrude chapter seven

gertrude chapter eight

gertrude chapter nine

gertrude chapter ten

related, but not chapters:

gertrude official designs part one

gertrude silly comic

gertrude art 1

gertrude coded song

gertrude art 2

[hasnomouth]

Somethisomething bisexual blah blah they kissed smth smth better than Billy lmfao

[despazito]

Marx and Engels

[junk-thunder]

girl at bar: heyyy is that a bluetooth speaker in your pocket or is your penis just loud ;)

me: how did you speak a winky face

moral of the story: loud penis

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

aftercare for posting on ao3

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

your fic was good you did grammar good you’re the kind of freak people like everything’s cool dude :^)

[lemonsweet]

still so fucking funny

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[worlds-smallest-creature]

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[appendingfic]

"We need your legal name in order to protect you from fraud for our microtransactions" haha sure website