merchant

a book is a valuable thing

[hwhwgwhnwnwbwbwg-deactivated202]

[zmeess]

reading books together all night long

[kroovv]

Stinky smelly circus man pulls his head right off his spine✨

[merchantofatlantis]

| the lives of saints

| leigh bardugo

[ambiition]

my tumblr is so quiet! if you are a studyblr/med student like or reblog this so I have some active friends to follow before 2023 begins (^-^)

[kyrieignisdivine-deactivated202]

I don’t want my future to be a compromise.

[cinnamongirlye]

[merchantofatlantis]

soc characters as things i've heard in math class

kaz: breaking math? that's my favorite felony.

nina: i'm going to get unit circles tattooed onto my nipples. i'm going to get contacts with the unit circle on them. i'm going to give birth to a unit circle--

wylan: positive affirmations. i'm freaking out positively

jesper: we're doing so well. we're doing better than everyone else

*ten seconds later*

jesper: so, actually, we need to redo our entire graph--

inej: bless your math heart

matthias: i've been possessed by euclid

wylan, staring out the window: hamsters die in the most hilarious ways

matthias: ...and i opened the package, and there's nothing but the plastic bubble wrap. amazon shipped air

inej: i once snuck three cats into a hotel that didn't allow pets by putting them on a luggage cart, covering them with a blanket, and pretending they were suitcases.

wylan: i want to turn into a bug

kaz: and when you say one, you mean?

nina: one?

kaz: infinity!

jesper: i'm being very productive. i have done...three problems in the last forty-five minutes

kaz: *holds up paperclip* you will guard this with your life. when you come to me for ap calculus bc next year, i expect you to turn in your assignments with this exact same paperclip

jesper: i took my meds this morning. it's fine *aggressively taps foot under desk*

kaz: i've decided that, instead of giving you guys one final, i'm going to give you four finals

inej: *crosses herself multiple times* it's fine. it's going to be fine. *recites trig identities*

[areianyx]

pjo characters as things my friend group has said

Hazel: I just kinda radiate towards caves

Nico: Breathing has been taken out of Nicos software

Connor: I can speedrun to your house when you’re home alone

Cecil: raisins are dehydrated rats

Percy: It’s a roller coaster where the only option is to die

Will: I just goooot- my jugular sliced open by a cat

Nico: We’re going out tonight and killing all the homophobes. Call it a date

Will: Why am I so much taller then- Oh its cause im standing on a dead body

Connor: You’re sooo welcome. I literally did nothing

Hazel: Just because your trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called a trash can not a trash cannot

Piper: Cut my hair, I’ll cut your throat

Thalia: Sometimes I do slap kids

Travis: When I grow up I’m gonna be a legal drug dealer

Beckendorf: I’m going to drop kick myself into space

Malcom: Briefly describe three applications that make use of the total eternal reflection of light Connor: The colour seven

Grover: Percys reaching old age, we should put him in a retirement home

Piper: Leo what did you do Leo: I may have burned down an orphanage and it may have spread to this site.

Lou Ellen: Travelling, usually done on the ceiling

Will: Imagine sitting on your couch watching TV and your phone buzzes. Reminder: Breathe

Austin: i just broke an acorn.. panic whY IS THERE AN ACORN IN MY ROOM

Nico: i feel like today happened yesterday and i just slept for all of tomorrow and woke up in the evening

Malcom: yeah i fell down the stairs and broke my spine in 3 places Connor: that’s hot

Jason: Nitroglycerin. The forbidden smoothie

Will: I always look like trash. Annabeth: I know that’s why I hate looking like trash

Travis: well we only have a few minutes left of class.. y'all wanna watch something explode

Piper: It sounded like you smoked 10 packs of cigarettes and then hit puberty

Jason: Imagine you get fired the day after you die

Nico: My stomach just like…started learning German

Nyssa: Leo if you don’t leave, i’m shoving this desk fan up your ass

Jason: I slammed my foot on the accelerator, running multiple red lights at 220km/h, because I wanted to drive safe

Nyssa: When you go through the car wash but you forget the car

Drew: *points at trashcan* That looks like you

Nico: I only want chemistry between me and a coffin

Jake: Gotta put your wheelchair in 4Wheeldrive. Outdoor mode. Off-road mode

Leo: Murder is ok as long as its fine

Percy: Maybe if I fall asleep on my textbook I’ll wake up with all the knowledge

Connor: Let’s play spin the bottle but it’s only you and me

Leo: Now how do we calculate the density if swiss cheese

Clarisse: I have to ask one of the experts Chris: Who are the experts? Clarisse: I don’t know

Piper: Your mom is on vacation Leo: well- she’s on a permanent vacation

Michael: AYO BITCH YOUR FOODS FLAMIN THE FUCK

Silena: If you’re slow I’m a fucking snail

Jason: We need to hold a funeral! Percy: Here comes the bride

Beckendorf: Have you ever died? No??? Well here you go!!! Death simulator. It’s permanent!

*Annabeth and Percy sitting on a bench with drinks and a cop drives by* Percy: What if they thought we were drinking and driving Annabeth: We’re not in a car

Will: I’m so smart Nico: Oh my god since when

Piper: *gives Leo a singular goldfish* Piper: Feeding the poor

Lou Ellen: Bless your soul Nico: What soul? Lou Ellen: …good answer

Sherman: an apple a day keeps the doctor away, and anybody else if you throw it hard enough

Connor: I can see the veins in my eyes

Ellis: Whatever sinks your boat!

Cecil: You can’t kill the gays if the gays kill you first

Will: dude sorry there’s a knife in your grandma’s face it grew wings and flew there :( Cecil: I’m sorry my knife flew out of my hand and slit that guys throat then burned it so he wouldn’t bleed

Silena: *playing Minecraft* I walked into your house and your birds started aggressively dancing at me

Lee: That’s just so unfortunate for me. That is just so- oh I died

Percy: Wanna go to Toronto? Why drive just take the Earth Quake on natural disaster

Travis: The roof is just caving in on us it’s fine

Michael: My arms are broken, my legs are broken, my lungs are broken, my knees are broken, I got decapitated when I was five

Connor: We’re gonna die? No we’re gonna beat the speedrun world record

Cecil: Hell to go down I there

Will: Mask to mask resuscitation

Travis: I may or may not have accidentally dropped a match in the building on purpose

Nico: Minecraft but I accidentally sets a school on fire

Percy: Minecraft but I die of hypothermia

Piper: Minecraft but I left my eyes at home

Jake: Minecraft but my legs are broken

Jason: Minecraft but I died

Lou Ellen: Minecraft but we’re all gay

Will: If I die the game is homophobic

Cecil: Minecraft but I run my best friend over

Nico: I wanna hit a citizen with a baseball bat

Michael: Hey sir, you have Alzheimer’s. Would you like a side of bronchitis?

Silena: Why can’t this be straight? Lee: Because you’re not

Lou Ellen: mmmm i love my jesus fish Cecil: bro jesus fish Lou Ellen: ikr, jesus moment

[riikkapaints]

Aamutähti (Morning star).

[terrywho-cartoons]

“We’d fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing”

[666demons1trenchcoat]

Read six of crows! We have:

Kaz "I have a question about your mother and whether the rumors are true" Brekker

Inej "I like it when men beg, but this is not the time" Ghafa

Jesper Llewellyn "Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?" Fahey

Nina "If I flirted with a plant, you can bet it would stand up and take notice" Zenik

Matthias Benedik "My ghost won't associate with your ghost" Helvar

Wylan "How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?" Van Eck

[blacklilyghost]

life on the snowy mountains

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

grey is Cardan. blue is Jude.

[whereismyhairbrush]

Inej, watching TV: I love murder mysteries

Kaz, trying to impress her: I've been the lead suspect in dozens of murder cases.

[merchantofatlantis]

i think this is the prettiest thing i've ever seen in my life

[merchantofatlantis]

jasy: *slowly turns around*