ok first off tysm for engaging despite our opposing blog theses (jod hater, jod appreciator). love and peace on planet alecto <3
second off, absolutely on board with a cassy cassandra cassiopeia situation. it just feels right.
third off, i also flop around on A___, i mostly picked adam because, like you said, having the first man be named Man is just too Tamsynian to resist. andrew could also work (one of the first disciples). that also feels right bc john 1:40-42 (obv i googled this okay) quotes as follows: andrew, simon peter's brother, was one of the two who heard what John had said and who had followed Jesus. The first thing Andrew did was to find his brother Simon and tell him, 'We have found the Messiah' (that is, the Christ). And he brought him to Jesus." like fucking Hellloooo. i'm still leaning Adam for humor value tbh but that's just soooo on the nose. also i thought simon and peter? were different people? lol #bible moments.
fourth off, fucking looove your deep dive post on marceline and am almost swayed by the martyr homestuck number death thing. bc what the fuck. awesome. but i still disagree! here's why:
one, i would bet real dollars tammuir has seen adventure time, and therefore would not use marceline vampire queen as her blorbo name even conceptually.
two, Mercy pre-res is giving failed catholic. i can't elaborate, it's just the way she is. there simply aren't catholics named marceline*, and there are one billion catholics named mary. statistically. those are the stats. also based on no textual evidence and just vibes, i do think the 'mercy' part is a sick inside joke jod has with himself, or possibly it's just because it sounds good. Her name was originally Maymorn (NZ train station, lol) and flipping may to mercy just feels so fuck-you to me.
three, most importantly because i should have clarified in the original post: as much as i love how the symbolism lines up (that reproduction shit just cannot be ignored), i am not thinking of mary, christ's mother. i am thinking of mary magdalene. christ's least-known disciple*, the first apostle*, witness to his crucifixion*, burial*, and was the first person* to discover that Jesus' tomb was empty. she's also mentioned a lot in the book of john. she could be magda, even, if we want to go an eastern european/polish catholic route, which would be sick as shit. mercymorn, magdalene. same syllables, same stress, even. my third eye? open.
anyways! amazing reply, anything that has me opening up multiple wikipedia tabs is awesome and real. thank you for your contribution <3 everybody keep yapping forever!!!