Hetslop Enthusiast

I made this blog with the specific intention of yelling about problematic ships to a like-minded audience. If you don't want to hear about incest, for the sake of us both, smash that mf block button. If you love codependency, control, and obsession then my ask box is always open for your important thoughts. I'll set up my AO3 links and shit in due time. Fandoms: mostly Homestuck&HSBC, TLT, BG3 and Hades (game) atm.

[twoblondesmaybemore]

Fuck it, edited intro post.

I use he/she/it pronouns, and would describe myself as genderfluid and bisexual but in a "contains multitudes" way.

This whole blog is considered NSFW and 18+. I'm not your mum but I'm not gonna follow anyone underage (and if I reblog from a teenager odds are I didn’t check their age before doing so + my bad), and will probably softblock underage followers.

I’d like to emphasise that there will be untagged, potentially triggering content here. This blog is, primarily, a place for the parts of myself that I can’t really express around my irl friends: this includes a plethora of fucked up kinks and deeply problematic ships. My memory sucks, I’m bad at tagging, so if you are triggered by text posts about rape, incest, all kinds of weird furry shit, ageplay, etc Do Not Follow Me. I would also like to reiterate that all the posts on this blog are fiction being created or co-created by consenting adults- you’re welcome to find it distasteful, but we’re literally just playing pretend.

I have strong opinions on almost all discourse, but engaging with it is generally bad for me and the people I interact with. If your take sucks I'm gonna block you unless I like you in which case I Do Not See It.

I write fanfic, sometimes. When the spirit possesses me. My muses are primarily the Tridentarii twins from the locked tomb series, because I like when sister fuck each other: more fics are in the pipeline, but I finally set up my AO3 to 1) match this blog name and 2) have my fics visible!

Body of work

Pleasures of the flesh

Old enough to remember hskin tumblr being a big part of my late teens. I suspect we're all entitled to financial compensation. Also, John Gaius is absolutely a Dirk kinnie. Follow if you agree.

[wormsdyke]

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

[mrsterlingeverything]

Almost completely true but we’re getting reports that scientists will soon be hard at work, but currently they have plany of time

[twoblondesmaybemore]

Make up threats for yourself and get someone else to enact them. If you don’t have the introduction outlined in THIS twelve hours you’re getting the hammer.

[maidslime]

I think there's a thing to the argument that "people demonize testosterone as this horrible thing" but also this argument is 9 times outta 10 used against trans women being dismayed by dysphoria who arent actually saying this shit. Like, there are actual terfs trying to spread misinformation about T to dissuade transmascs from wanting it, a lot of fear mongering, but the people doing that are not the people getting shit for it. It's always transfems talking about how they feel having a T based puberty ruined their life or some shit. And I think that's the thing about the transandro groups that annoys me and just makes them look 100% like a transmisogynistic movement - they never actually target anyone that's actually taking part in the oppression of transmascs, it's always harassment campaigns against trans women. And if you scroll their blogs you find that the one or two times they do deal with terfs they treat them better than they treat trans women they disagree with and it's kinda telling.

[tofu-rebecca]

seeing "protect the action figures" as a response to "Protect the dolls" is maybe the most insulting thing I've ever seen, to both trans men and trans women.

[tofu-rebecca]

First of all, the term "protect them dolls" exists because trans women, and especially trans women of color, are killed disproportionally. you are literally "all lives matter"-ing this. Secondly, can we stop this stupid fucking trend of giving gay/trans men the worse version of something that already exists for women?

[tofu-rebecca]

I still remember having to explain to a lesbian that the term sapphic comes from a real poet who was a lesbian and had droves of love poems about women and is so influential her home is what lesbians are named after and "acheillian" comes from a guy from a story who might've fucked his friend.

[tofu-rebecca]

"The mlm flag is only so ugly because its the lesbian flag but with boy colors" ok well that's lame as fuck actually

[suziewoosy]

Literally !! get ur hands off my things get ur own !!!

[seymourworld]

i hate how suicide is framed as selfish. lets deem the people struggling the most as self centered assholes for daring to be pushed to a point where death feels like their only option. you cant be serious

[esthermika]

my favorite part of submission is the sense of comfort and certainty that comes with loaning your free will to your Betters. From abdicating responsibility of your personhood to someone else, someone with ambition and a goal in mind for you. It makes everything so easy, things they want are rewarded and things they don't want aren't. you don't have to think, just follow, and you'll end up better than you started.

it's comforting knowing that They are in the driver's seat now. becoming a passenger to your own life, and relaxing into the cushions as you're driven far, far away.

[polls-by-fip]

im curious about a specific generational divide

regardless of you being queer or not, did your parents ever gave you the "if you turn out to be gay it would be fine" talk, before you ever had the chance to say anything on your own about that?

gen z, yes

gen z, no

millenial, yes

millenial, no

gen x, yes

gen X, no

baby boomer, yes

baby boomer, no

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

because it happened to me and im wondering if this was a product of the ongoing cultural change around gay issues. before i ever had the chance to say to my parents "i am this" my mom was already sitting me aside to tell me "if there is anything you want to tell me, i want you to know ill accept you no matter what"

[saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world]

It's great how every character in the locked tomb is, from their pov, in a different genre of story.

Like Gideon is in a dark YA lesbian romance / horror story and Harrow is in The Count of Monte Cristo and Ianthe is in The Count of Monte Cristo and Pal is in The Count of Monte Cristo and Mercymorn is in The Count of Monte Cristo and Augustine is in The Count of Monte Cristo and John is in Homestuck and Nona is in The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

[pixelatedpetals]

Not Pictured: Acid Jail.

More TLT Doodles! Done with @carnivalien! Featuring Nona and Pal (+ Cam in the Soul Bubble) and Mercymorn doing some really deep introspection.

(Also John is saying "bzzt", "krzzt", and "static noise" out loud. Like just saying the words static noise)

[burninglights]

fucking insane to be a person of colour in the uk right now

[burninglights]

When my family first moved to the UK, we faced a similar risk to our wellbeing & safety as many are facing now, albeit for different reasons. in light of everything happening in Ireland & the tensions increasing in Glasgow, and the perennial England, here’s a list of actionable things to do for people who may be targeted & anti racist allies.

MY HOME IS ON THE LIST/LIKELY TO BE TARGETED, WHAT CAN I DO?

* it may bring you peace of mind to have a go-bag ready, just in case. A go-bag is a bag with everything in it that you need to get out a volatile situation quickly. Any bag that can be secured (buttoned or zipped) will do. In your go-bag, you should include;

- identifying documents; passport/driver’s license/asylum card/ILR certificate/British Residency permit card

- Wallet and/or banking books

- A spare charger & cable and/or a power bank

- any shelf-stable medication (tablets, inhalers etc.) if you are on medication that needs to be refrigerated, leave it in the fridge until you have to leave

- Sanitary items; toothbrush, toothpaste, sanitary pads & tampons, deodorant. If you have very young children with you, you may also want to take your nappy bag.

* If you have to leave, a go-bag is a convenient way to ensure you have everything of importance with you.

* If you are being supported by an asylum seekers or refugee charity, or are a member of a gurdwara/temple, mosque, synagogue or church, reach out to your religious leaders. They may be able to provide direct support, or put you in contact with organisations or other congregants who can help. If you are friendly with your neighbours, it may be worth contacting them too.

* IN THE EVENT THAT “PROTESTORS” DO COME TO YOUR HOUSE, CALL 999 IMMEDIATELY, AND FOLLOW ANY INSTRUCTIONS THEY GIVE YOU. MOVE AWAY FROM ANY WINDOWS. DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR UNLESS INSTRUCTED TO DO SO BY EMERGENCY SERVICES.

I’M AN INTERNATIONAL STUDENT/CARE WORKER/NHS WORKER, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

* Contact your student welfare office/NHS Trust/agency for advice, support and referral to organisations that may be able to provide assistance

* if you live in or commute through an area that is likely to be targeted, contact your lecturers and your faculty to find out whether remote study is possible; if you work in care or as part of the NHS, find out if it is possible to change shifts.

* If it would provide peace of mind, prepare a go-bag as listed above

* Reach out to your the uni society or student’s organisation for international students or students of specific ethnic origin; they may be able to provide you with direction to resources and peer support. If your university has a Marxist or Socialist society, reach out to them for mutual aid with a travel buddy etc., for getting to and from your place of study/work

* If you are a member of a gurdwara/temple, mosque, synagogue or church, reach out to your religious leaders. They may be able to provide direct support, or put you in contact with organisations or other congregants who can help.

* If you are friendly with your neighbours, it may be worth contacting them too for assistance with travel to & from work.

* Report any racism or racialised violence you are subjected to. NHS staff have a right to refuse to treat patients who harass, abuse, threaten or insult them; if a patient is racist to you, where possible, ask another member of staff to take over their care.

PERSONAL SAFETY:

* do not leave your home unless strictly necessary. If it is necessary to leave, don’t do it alone.

* use NextDoor, WhatsApp, social media and word of mouth to avoid commuting through “protestor” road blocks, areas of active conflict etc.,

* When travelling, use Share My Location or Life360, and keep at least two people aware of your expected time of arrival at your destination with instructions to contact the police if you do not let them know you’ve made it safely

* do not directly confront any individuals involved, or allow them to bait you into becoming confrontational

* only record if it is safe. Do not record individuals directly/from up close

* Do not directly intervene. If you see violence occurring, contact emergency services and if safe to do so, record what’s happening.

ALLYSHIP & HOW TO HELP:

* if you have neighbours, friends, coworkers or acquaintances form targeted communities, reach out to them. Ask them what you can do to help them feel safe.

* If you live in an area likely to be targeted, reach out to any vulnerable people you know. If safe and possible, offer to let them shelter with you in the event they need to leave home

* If you see any incitement to violence online screenshot it; it may prove useful in the event of individual “protesters” being prosecuted

* If you see any specific areas being discussed as targets, alert anyone you know at risk in the area

* Reach out to local refugee & asylum seekers’ organisations, to organisations supporting foreign national care & healthcare workers, and to churches, mosques, gurdwaras; they may be looking for short term assistance in helping to provide for vulnerable members of their community

CHARITABLE ORGANISATIONS FOR ASSISTANCE & TO SUPPORT:

* NASC Ireland; refugee & asylum seeker charity

* Doras.org; migrant, stateless persons, refugee and asylum seeker rights advocates

* Jesuit Refugee Service; religious refugee & asylum seekers charity

* Irish Refugee Council; supporting stateless displaced persons & refugees in NI & ROI

* International Student’s House (IE & UK WIDE): provides hardship funding and help to international students

* PathFinder (UK WIDE); supports international students

* Care International (GLOBAL); global carer’s charity

* Choose Love (IE & UK WIDE); charitable organisation supporting refugees and asylum seekers

* Praxis UK (UK WIDE); supporting refugees & asylum seekers

* The Runnymede Trust (IE & UK WIDE); antiracism education charity

* Migrant’s Rights Network (IE & UK WIDE); advocacy and support for migrants and refugees

* ShareTheMeal (GLOBAL); providing meals for refugees and those fleeing conflict globally

* Amnesty (IRELAND, UK & WORLDWIDE); human rights NGO

* UNHCR & UN Refugee Council (GLOBAL); UN refugee bodies supporting those seeking asylum, fleeing conflict & internally/internationally displaced worldwide

[bioluminescently-unfolding]

And if you'd like to support folk affected by the racist attacks here in Northern Ireland, here are three of the most effective places to send donations or to boost:

Anaka Women's Collective: a local women's org which is fundraising to support people and groups affected by the racist attacks: https://chuffed.org/project/185445-support-people-and-groups-impacted-by-racist-attacks

Migrant Centre NI: advocacy, lobbying and policy work in support of immigrants in NI: https://migrantcentreni.org/

Rainbow Refugees - an org for LGBTQIA+ refugees in NI: https://www.rainbowrefugeesni.com/

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[hyenaswine]

this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.

[twoblondesmaybemore]

Not to stir up this discourse again, but I think it’s the lack of hesitation [1] that is the vital part. A man who sees a mouse, asks if anyone is going to eat it, and then eats the mouse betrays the interests of the male class and thus loses social standing [2]

[ayeforscotland]

One huge downside about drinking more water is that now I’m just a little piss boy, needing to piss all the time. You’d think pissing for 45 seconds uninterrupted would get me a medal but no, I’m just Piss for Scotland.

[gaynehollander]

I think Shane coming hands free the first time he was fucked genuinely made Ilya feel insane. Like, here is your league-mandated rival, he skates like a god, he has the media eating out of the palm of his hand, he commands the room without even seeming to realise his power, he is fucking gorgeous, he drops to his knees at the slightest prompting, he moans like a whore, and, oh! he also fucking spurts all over himself just from having your dick in his ass. Have fun trying to content yourself with fucking literally anyone else for the rest of your life!

[prokopetz]

It's fine to disagree with the IAU about the definition of "planet"; however, if your definition includes Pluto but not Ceres, Orcus, Haumea, Quaoar, Makemake, Gonggong, Eris or Sedna, you don't actually care what a planet is – you just want the exact list of nine planets you learned in primary school back. Your cute little Pluto-including orbital distance mnemonic ought to be at least seventeen words long, and good fucking luck with the Q!

[twoblondesmaybemore]

Maybe

villains

(evil

murderers)

just

suffered

neverendingly-

understandably,

playing

charades

on

harrowing

quests

makes

girls

evil

slowly

[moonsong4u]

this is literally so sick and i love it IM GONNA START MOANING IM SERIOUS

[tboy-trash]

non-passing trans men still have privilege over trans women

[tboy-trash]

i appreciate people jumping in on the post earlier saying they've been pretty much universally read as a man for years because young trans boys need to hear that. but also. it doesn't matter if you can't even transition you still have privileges over a woman from your same demographic that's just how that works.

[tboy-trash]

everyone can misgender you daily and you can have "F" on every single legal document and yet who's the demographic most likely to be forced into sex work, murdered, and regularly sent to the more dangerous prison. trans men have privilege over trans women and there's no caveat.

[tboy-trash]

please someone tell me how this is any different from cis transphobes going "you're so heckin valid (even though you're not a Real man/woman)"

[tboy-trash]

i think telling trans men they're not men in a way that counts is heinously transphobic actually. all these people are obviously transmisogynists as well but atp i'm marking them red for their good old fashioned transphobia too

[tboy-trash]

i've fought cis people who were dear to me for saying shit like this, why should i tolerate it from shitty dudes who, adding insult to injury, aren't just saying it because they're parroting the transphobic background noise of the world rn but to actively deny they benefit from transmisogyny??? fuck all the way off. i'm so tired of people on my asks telling me i should give more grace to ""my community"". these people are not my community and if i could i'd spit on every one of their faces until i died from dehydration

[tboy-trash]

lol can you tell i had a bad day at work

[closet-keys]

god, yeah. I'm getting so tired of this transphobic tactic of rhetorically pulling apart language around sexgender classing into imagined distinct "components" ("sex" and "gender" and "sociopolitical class") in order to argue that transness is meaningless.

male/man is a sociopolitical class within a patriarchal economic system. what would being a "man" even mean if it was distinct from its relational position in this sexgender hierarchy? what do these guys think manhood is? like they do not even offer a definition of what constitutes this ideal of "gender" that supposedly exists outside of social, political, and economic context.

this endless ''nothing means anything'' idealism as a tool for obscuring any analysis around sexgender in order to perpetuate transmisogyny without being held to account for it.. it's such a "I'd die before I hold solidarity with anyone" move.

transmisogynists are constantly broadcasting that they are more interested in opportunistic individualism than liberation. and then they are outraged whenever anyone notices.

[tboy-trash]

gender is what words you say to be niceys to people even though it is a core component of your political thought that people cannot meaningfully change their position in the sociopolitical class system based on assigned sex (but i'm not a terf). apparently.

fr it's just a "i'll use he or they pronouns for you but we all know you didn't really change your sex right?" and they expect us to be fine with that just to get the opportunity to punch down on trans women. it's infuriating.

[twoblondesmaybemore]

I guess there’s nuance in that some trans men do not pass and are seen by most of their irl community as women or degendered beings- and there’s definitely boys out there who are on board with these sentiments in good faith, cause all they know is they’ve never been seen as men- but 1) doesn’t really apply to intracommunity issues, so not a defense against wielding male privilege against trans women! If any of the aforementioned boys are reading this please take note!! and 2) Actually, Trans Men Transition. The idea that a trans man could be seen and treated as a man is not absurd. Happens pretty commonly. Often, even out trans men who look sufficiently “male” get a level of acceptance, or at least an absence of scrutiny that- relevantly- trans women are less often afforded.

Transphobia is still absolutely a problem for us, but it doesn’t negate male privilege!