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Amber but friends call me mom | 29 i sure as hell don't know what I'm doing. My Teen Wolf blog

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[mermaidhugs]

YSO fill 🥤🍑🍓

[iguessijustlikelikingthings]

[thefloatingstone]

My friend posted this to the group chat and I laughed at it for like 5 minutes straight

[phlebasthebroenician]

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[toastbutteregg]

[monidoll]

! SMALL TO MEDIUM BOOBS !

[toroidalearthtruther]

this is Medium Boobs, I copy you Small. can we talk about the codenames? over.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[little-trash-ghost]

Can't leave this in the tags..

[goofstep]

they should have named the "friday the 13th" sequels "friday the 14th", "friday the 15th", "friday the 16th", etc. so eventually everyone would be scared Every Day

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[homunculus-argument]

thoughts?

No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[valtsv]