Contractual psychopaths

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INTRODUCTIONS

Hii I'm Tea, I run this sideblog. My main is @berryicet

Made this as a fancy way to show off my mercs hcs and interactions

You can ask just about anything here, adult topics included (tho don't go too crazy with it! Innuendos and jokes are fine, but nothing extreme)

Asks won't be answered immediately, I want to be able to draw each one out, so be patient!

Oh also, my designs may change between human & stick, but they'll be recognisable dw

Uhhh, yeah that's pretty much it. Leaving this blog up to these guys now, have fun asking them stuff

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Happy Halloween to all who celebrate. Rocketco will be closed for the following days as our employees are celebrating with their families, spending their time watching scary movies and getting lost in corn mazes, and in the meantime we will be preoccupied with our own scary business and affairs and such.

And if you're one of the sad individuals who sent these wretched paws upon us, we only hope death will be a mercy on you.

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Do any of yall like lemons like just the lemon itself

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Did you guys find it difficult to communicate with Hazard at first?

P: we just sort of understand what he means, though.

P: I never really questioned it.

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Y'alls boss is rlly pretty :]/vpos

P: Oh cursors, even more people to inflate his ego

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Hey Agent, have you ever wondered how it would be like to date ur boss? :)

B: WHERE DID HE PULL THAT PAPER SHREDDER FROM??

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agent is so cute what the hell /pos

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Plush

B: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW PEOPLE WERE TURNING HIM INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES

B: IT'S KIND OF CUTE THOUGH

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//OOC

alright comic over, back to regular asks 🙏🙏

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which one out of the five four of you have the best cooking skills?

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hey agent, what’s your opinion on hexagons? (please get the joke)

B: WHAT'S HIS DEAL??

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ballista wtf isthat haircut bro

B: SORRY, YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRET, SO I HAD TO KILL YOU!

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Have y'all ever thought about betraying Victim?

P: I'll give you a hint. We are freelancers working for money, and as it stands, Victim pays us really well.

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Is victim single?? 👀

A: My patience for these two grows thinner by the day.

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Do you guys hang out outside of work?