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@mercurywritesstuff
I will write Angst, fluff, and suggestive, as that is the most comfortable I am with doing. I am not comfortable writing smut because I want my blog to be open to anyone(horny fucks).
Stray kids
9th member au – Fei Kai: @skzpixiekaifei
Fei Kai, also known as Pixie, is a fictional character in the real K-pop group, Stray Kids. This is where you can find more about her
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One-shots, Drabbles, Crack au’s
Original works
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remade
I wanna lick a horizontal line on his chest.
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RANDOM CHANGBIN GIFS 39/∞: 수상한 연구소 (Suspicious Lab) #1｜[SKZ CODE] Ep.47
Seo Changbin, the man that you are
I need him in a way that concerns feminism
Side note, but what the fuck are the birds on today
These little fucking round things are all over my yard. My cat's going insane, wanting a taste. There has to be at LEAST 20 out there. It hasn't rained either, so I'm confused??
apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok
thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.
please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy
I’m torn about this. Don’t we normally encourage folks to buy accessibility products to teach stores to carry more of it? Like, if it’s the last one on the shelf maybe leave it for the intended buyer but if there’s a shelf-full and you’re buying one? Idk
NO!!!!!!!! PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS
there are EXTREMELY FEW DISABLED PEOPLE WHO NEED THIS PRODUCT. A statistically TINY group of people who have to go store to store to buy it in bulk because they don’t keep more than 4 on the shelf
It’s not like a weighted blanket or compression socks. You won’t increase production by buying them all from the store because this product is literally so little-used that most people in the notes don’t know what it is and have never heard of it
also it’s WATER!!!!! WATER THAT VERY SPECIFIC DISABLED PEOPLE NEED TO DRINK!!! WHO WILL GO WITHOUT DRINKING IF THEY CANT GET IT.
YOU ARE 70% WATER!!!! IMAGINE NOT BEING ABLE TO DRINK ANY AND HOW DISTRESSING AND CRUEL THAT IS
DO. NOT. FUCKING. BUY IT. PLEASE.
ITS NOT WORTH IT. YOU WILL NOT SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT KNOWING YOU TOOK SOMEONE’S ABILITY TO DRINK AWAY IN THE NAME OF MAKING SLIME.
I've noticed as someone with physical disabilities and celiac, that while making mobility aids more accessible is generally a benefit to those who do need it, the opposite appears to happen when it's applied to food. Because of fad gluten free dieters, gluten free food has actually become MORE UNSAFE for people who have actual celiac. The manufacturers are catering to the fad dieters, not the people who actually have to rely on gluten free food for health.
More and more often I'm buying gluten free food that look legit but then I get home and see that I've missed "made on equipment that processes wheat" warnings on it. Or if I'm ordering groceries online, it'll be labeled as gluten free only for the box/jar/whatever to have warnings on it in person. In one obscene case that I talk often about, I nearly bought "celiac certified" ramen that was made from BARLEY! Meanwhile the manufacturers of these dangerous foods marketed as gluten free are still jacking up the price for a criminally low fraction of the amount you'd find in regular food. This was happening before covid and has just gotten worse.
Speaking of, at the beginning of covid I went hungry even when my SNAP was plentiful because people panic bought all the gluten free food. I couldn't find anything in multiple stores. I don't know how high the rate is in my city for celiac, but I'm still suspicious that this was due to the celiac population.
I've been told by epileptics that the same thing is happening because of fad keto dieters. Food that is mislabeled as ketogenic for the fad dieters is dangerous for epileptics to eat because the nutritional ratio is off and it's screwing up their careful and strict diet that's supposed to be so they can control their goddamn SEIZURES.
Tl;dr: don't touch specialized diets if you don't need them. You're not making them more accessible to people who need them, you're making the food manufacters cater to people like YOU instead of the people the diets claim to help and making it even more dangerous for us to eat.
(And if all you care about is money, know that you're wasting it on shitty food in the first place which makes no fucking sense to me)
Please don't do this.
I work at a home where most of the people who eat NEED this. Yes, statistically, not many people need this, but the people that do actually NEED it to, yk, live. It's not a toy.
Sorry I have been MIA for a couple weeks - life stuff happened lol. My regularly scheduled programing will be up soon, still gotta recuperate from the fanmeeting content
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I want to eat this. I want to eat this so much. Thank you 😊 🙏
I just had A dream where it was just Drama by Aespa but it was performed as Polka music
Chapter 8: The talk
pairing: Chan x fem!reader genre: smau, Forbidden love, Best friends sister trope, Idol x Idol
pov: 1st person texts, 2nd person writing
warnings: Swearing, you being a little out of pocket, mentions of contraceptives and pregnancy tests, lil angsty at the beginning
summary: Chan has a one night stand with a girl he couldn't remember the name of, but he gets the shock of his life when the girl turns out to be his subordinate. Oh, and also she's Felix's older sister.
Taglist Status: Open! (28 spots available left)
Taglist: @freyjhasdesiredreality, @partyparty-yah, @jediturtlelover, @highlydestiny, @lixie-phoria, @silverstarburst, @sandandstarz , @massivesoyeondelusion , @spiceyhamcat, @fishlane75, @gini143, @palindrome969, @lakoya, @i-dont-know-me-either, @channie-143, @rylea08, @jutdwae-archives, @liqhtninqscars, @111skz, @mellhwang, @hanniemylovelyquokka, @jungkookies1002
(Red names mean I cannot tag you for some reason)
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You stood in the Lee know Maknae dorm, watching your members converse with the eight men. Everyone had finished their dinner, eating the food fast like they hadn’t been fed in years, and now they had their little groups.
It felt odd, like they were supposed to be like this all along. It was like you had been intruding, watching the large group intermingle. It wasn’t until a warm body was present beside you. You looked to the side, straightening at the sight of the large leader next to you. He had a bottle of an undisclosed sweet drink, watching the group with found eyes.
His eyes eventually slid to you, and you quickly looked away to see Yong-mi giving you a smirk, nudging Sun-Hi and Sang-Hee who gave you shit eating grins. Those motherfuckers-
“Can we talk?” Chan’s voice spooked you out of your stupor, looking at him from the corner of your eye. He was nervous, the fidgeting fingers and bitten lip made it evident. You nodded, throwing the three dirty looks as you followed Chan to a more secluded spot.
The two of you stepped out of the apartment, him closing the door behind you silently. The door let out a soft click, and you both sat on opposite sides of the hallway. Jitters vibrated out from the man, and it reminded you of the day when you and Felix got signed to your respective labels. You both were so nervous back then, and you distinctly remember the tears you both shed that day.
“So...” You spoke first, playing with the strands of your hair. It was fairly healthy, despite the many bleach jobs you put yourself through. Right now, you wanted to put off enough dye jobs until the comeback. “What did you want to talk about?”
It’s funny how you played dumb. You know exactly why, or at least you think you do. It was weird how much more chill you seemed, compared to him. He took a deep breath, closing his eyes for a second, before opening them. He had the prettiest brown eyes you’ve ever seen on someone, which was hard.
“A few months ago, You and I...” he trailed off, gulping when your stare pierced through him. He took a shaky breath, running his hand through his hair. He shouldn’t be this nervous, it was just a simple talk with you about that night.
“Fucked?” Your blunt words shocked him. His expression made a giggle bubble up through your lungs. “Really, Chan, you can be crude. We’re adults, not children. I’m surprised you hadn’t come to me sooner.”
“Wait, you knew?” He cocked his head to the side, reminding you of a curious puppy. You nodded.
“Of course I knew, Chan. I had to take a pregnancy test just in case we didn’t use protection. Which, thank you for remembering even though we were both drunk off our asses.”
Something about his expression made a pit form in your stomach. He seemed so hurt that you didn’t talk to him about it, and now you were regretting not taking your member’s advice.
“You knew and you didn’t talk to me about it?” He whispered, and you wanted to curl in on yourself. You sighed, throwing your head back and thumping your head against the wall.
“I wasn’t going to go up to you and say ‘Hey Chan, I got your dick wet when we were black out drunk. Sorry about that.’ I didn’t even know that you knew, I didn’t want to seem like a creepy stalker.” You met his eyes, before looking away quickly. The pit grew, and you suddenly wanted to puke.
“But you still could've taken me aside. God, you were making me so nervous that I thought you thought that I took advantage of you.” He groaned, burying his face in his hands. You sat stunned at his confession before growing more confused.
“Chan, look at me.” You shuffled towards him, putting a hesitant hand on his shoulder. He peeked up at you, and his eyes softened just so. He hummed, setting his hands down on his lap. “We were both drunk. I could never have thought that you would do that. Don’t think about that, okay?” You added softly. You let out a soft smile when he seemed to visibly relax at your reassurance.
“Now, come on. Let’s head back inside before anyone suspects anything.” You stood up, helping him to his feet. He chuckled slightly, allowing you to drag him along. You opened the door, and a couple of cheers sounded from the girls. The rest were screaming, and you could faintly hear Mario Kart in the background.
“Okay, everyone!” Yong-Mi yelled, getting a few hums. “Let's go out. It's time for fresh air.” And then there were fourteen people barreling towards the door like dogs. You dodged out of the way as a flying Felix collided with Chan, throwing the two out of the dorm.
You haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Chapter 7: Jin, the drama queen
pairing: Chan x fem!reader genre: smau, Forbidden love, Best friends sister trope, Idol x Idol
pov: 1st person texts, 2nd person writing
warnings: Mentions of violence, mentions of arson, small fighting
summary: Chan has a one night stand with a girl he couldn't remember the name of, but he gets the shock of his life when the girl turns out to be his subordinate. Oh, and also she's Felix's older sister.
Taglist Status: Open! (28 spots available left)
Taglist: @freyjhasdesiredreality, @partyparty-yah, @jediturtlelover, @highlydestiny, @lixie-phoria, @silverstarburst, @sandandstarz , @massivesoyeondelusion , @spiceyhamcat, @fishlane75, @gini143, @palindrome969, @lakoya, @i-dont-know-me-either, @channie-143, @rylea08, @jutdwae-archives, @liqhtninqscars, @111skz, @mellhwang, @hanniemylovelyquokka, @jungkookies1002
(Red names mean I cannot tag you for some reason)
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A knock sounded at your dorm room, and you allowed Soo to enter. She looked sheepish, like what she knew was wrong. Which it was.
"Come, sit." You gestured to your bed, the area right next to yours. She sat down slowly, fumbling with her thumbs. "Soo, what's going on?"
"I'm sorry, Y/N. I guess i'm just.. stressed?" She sighed, looking up into your eyes. Your heart softened a little, and you pulled her into a hug.
"Don't let stress get to you again, mk?" You mumbled into her head. She nodded against your shoulder, hugging you back tightly.
"Unnie?" Soo asked, making you hum in acknowledgement. "This may be a bit too far but, have you talked with him yet?" You sighed, before shaking your head.
"I don't want to make things weird. I can't just go up to him and say, 'Hey, you're dick was in me, sorry for that'. That would be weird."
Soo blanched, looking at you incredulously. "If you say it like that, yes. Yes it would be weird. How about you talk to him tonight?"
"Why?" You snorted. "And I'm not just going to pop out of nowhere to talk about our one night stand."
"Oh, you don't have too. I'm ordering hotpot for Stray Kids and us so we can meet up and hang out. It's been a while since we had friends our age that wasn't each other. You better talk with him then."
You laughed at her insistence, before nodding. "Fine, okay. I guess I can talk with him then."
"Good," So poked your chest, before standing up and dragging you with her. Tonight will be... Interesting.
Do straight(and people who like the opposite gender) people seriously meet someone new, say I like you, and then bag a date all in the span of an hour?
Cus I am baffled.
I'm so out of shape it's not funny
A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror
new ask game: give me an extremely specific assumption you have about me based off of my fanfic. go.
BANG CHAN ♡ NYLON JAPAN
Respectfully, BARKING
Chapter 6: Educational training
pairing: Chan x fem!reader genre: smau, Forbidden love, Best friends sister trope, Idol x Idol
pov: 1st person texts, 2nd person writing
warnings: Suggestive, sex-ed mention, mentions of violence, swearing
summary: Chan has a one night stand with a girl he couldn't remember the name of, but he gets the shock of his life when the girl turns out to be his subordinate. Oh, and also she's Felix's older sister.
Taglist Status: Open! (28 spots available left)
Taglist: @freyjhasdesiredreality, @partyparty-yah, @jediturtlelover, @highlydestiny, @lixie-phoria, @silverstarburst, @sandandstarz , @massivesoyeondelusion , @spiceyhamcat, @fishlane75, @gini143, @palindrome969, @lakoya, @i-dont-know-me-either, @channie-143, @rylea08, @jutdwae-archives, @liqhtninqscars, @111skz, @mellhwang, @hanniemylovelyquokka, @jungkookies1002
(Red names mean I cannot tag you for some reason)
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