so last night in our goblins-only campaign we went down a hole in the middle of a forest, pikmin-style, and found an enormous cavern. like full dayâs travel from one edge to the other enormous. with a podium in the middle, which had on it a glowing purple mushroom
(which danteâs character, a goblin bard named thibwick, immediately licked, resulting in âall right, roll your saves.â âwhich onesâ âall of them. please give me constitution, strength, dexterity, intelligence, wisdom and charisma savesâ âfuckâ)
and a number of magical items, including a weird glove that my goblin barbarian, phlezz, picked up and examined
lambfriend, the gm, described it as âmade of soft, light brown leather up to the beginning of the fingers, which seem to be loosely woven out of multicolored feather strands.â
and i immediately said âphlezz turns the glove inside out.â prompting lambfriend to spend several minutes trying to figure out what happens if you turn the glove inside out
âthis is a completely homebrew magical item,â pei said, head in hands, âand you just picked the single most confusing thing you could possibly do with itâ