Product Placement
izzy's playlists!
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blake kathryn
Discoholic 🪩
occasionally subtle
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Janaina Medeiros
trying on a metaphor
Not today Justin
sheepfilms
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
#extradirty
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Cosmic Funnies
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
taylor price
Show & Tell
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Chile
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
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seen from Australia
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia
@meriboo-blogs
I’m now asking for head canon requests!
Fandoms I will do include
IkemenRevolution
IkemenVampire
IkemenSengoku
A3!
Obey Me
Ayakashi
Genshin Impact
I will not write
NSFW
Shipping of minors
More than 3 characters at a time
I’m also doing these prompts
Tea meme
https://nyeheheheh.tumblr.com/post/636059217762074624/tea-prompts
Feel free to send whatever comes to mind 💜❤️
Knight lumi thoughts....aouagghhhshfhdaj
A3! Fans where you at
https://twitter.com/FandomFastFood/status/1559372002716258304?s=20&t=fSC8cDfceQwJfvkwHgm8HA
I’d laugh harder but this is uncomfortably accurate.
Shinzo Abe isn’t the prime minister of Japan lmao
What is happening in this scene? Wrong answers only
Casual outdoor therapy but Juza is really bad at being a therapist.
TIMMIE WHAT??
Welcome to Genshin hell friend
Remember that sitcom about a troubled teen who is sent off to live in his rich uncle's mansion?
And there he learns the value of true friendship
It had lots of memorable quotes
What was the name of the series again?
I’ve never wanted to delete someone else’s post so badly in my life
are na players rare here?? 😭
it's a pain overall playin on na server cuz all my friends play on eu and. my eu account got. to put it simply it's not mine anymore. but my mom's.
Very rare here haha usually it's eu or asia in my community, but there are occasional NA but I'm asleep or they're asleep during peak hours
where are all my NA players at?!?! sometimes i just wanna do co op !
SAME
Everyone’s voice lines about Albedo definitely gave me the wrong impression of him before we knew what he looks like but Now I Understand
I STARTED PLAYING DURING HIS BANNER SO I DIDNT GET HIM BUT I AM SO WITH YOU
Headcannon
Citron is actually really good at finance and economics because of what he learned for his position as prince. He just never gets to show his skills, not that he really wants to, because Sakyo handles most of the finances of the company.
*wakes up* "oh shit i gotta respect women": omi, tsumugi, homare, sakuya, muku, kazunari
"if women are oppressed then why simon": chikage, banri, itaru, masumi
"what's a women": tasuku, misumi
All of this is a joke except the last one, the last one is just cannon lmao
The demon bros: *driving somewhere*
Beel: I wanna eat cake...
Asmo: Well I wanna eat ass but we all can’t have what we want Beel.
have decided to sell out my dreams!
for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!
Ok so in the dream I was a purveyor of clown meat. basically i ran a delicatessen that sold assorted deli meats but in particular i sold clown meat, which was somehow both a specialty item and a dietary staple. like it was a really culturally important food group.
the thing about owning & operating a clown meat deli is that for some reason i was required to hunt the clowns myself, which required a hunting permit.
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right so as i recall, my lawyer only took me on as a client to begin with bc, upon my arrest, i had made the most astonishingly controversial claim, upon which my entire defense would now hinge aka THERE ARE NO SIGNIFICANT ANATOMICAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN CLOWNS AND HUMANS. That is to say i stood there in front of god (nonexistent) and man (painfully existent) and declared that once the skin came off, there was no reliable method of distinguishing clown meat from human meat, because while their behavior and appearance and presumed intelligence differed enormously–their anatomies did not.
I was so full of shit I should have burst like a balloon, but I said it with such conviction that everyone hesitated and took a step back.
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(gore tw)
I stood in that hot, damp courtroom, surrounded by reporters, detested former customers, and my Texan lawyer in his silly white suit-and-mustache, and I listen in awe and occasional nausea as a New York City Coroner recounted to a shellshocked jury that one of the most common forensic issues that law enforcement encounters in new york is when bodies are pulled out of the harbor–in particular, severed body parts, which are a fine new york harbor tradition.
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FINAL PART
Here is the secret. Here is the secret I never told anyone. Not any of those scientists or priests or reporters. Not my lawyer or that coroner whose testimony probably saved my life.
I spent decades butchering and selling clown meat, so I knew without a doubt that dead clowns are in fact very easy to distinguish from human corpses. Oh they look the same all right, but any clown butcher worth their salt can tell you the unique thing about clown meat–the reason that clown meat is so much easier to clean and cut and dress than any other type of animal flesh.
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All I’m thinking about is that dream gaud could have published a study or patented the clown-making process and made a ton of money.
please exhale from your nose after you read this or i will break down
Me who breathes from their nose: ok
Aphaneramma, a marine temnospondyl amphibian with a cute crocodile face
Looks like a green giraffe
My brain took way longer than it needed to
Same smh
