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Fun date night idea:

I drug you, strip you naked, then set you loose in a vast woodland. I give you a ten minute head start, then come after you with a rifle and a knife. When I catch you (I will catch you, there is no other option) you will babble and beg for your life, disoriented and incoherent. I will smile and hold you tightly in my arms and ask if you are absolutely sure you want me to spare you. You will say yes, of course. Thirty-seven minutes later you will wish you had said no.