Sarcasm is my only defense

My blog is so gay | NSFW | Merthur | Johnlock | Sterek | Destiel | Hannigram

[kiwiuh]

keep being you. somebody is gonna feel it.

[crimewave420]

what kind of blogs do you follow

I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible

[plumslices]

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

[chancemedley116]

On my way to buy groceries

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection

I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue

[ohevoyev]

how do you not know your blood type

that’s between emergency medical services and god

[marisatomay]

Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

[f1rstperson]

I went to look this up and this was the first article

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this

[whimsycatcher]

Art for the lovely @touchofstrange (who bid on a commissioned piece to help fundraise for @coinelot years ago...) I really enjoyed illustrating this touching scene from their story: “All Things Bright and Beautiful” (on AO3). I won't spoil anything beyond what my drawing suggests, but do certainly recommend reading the fic for context! ;)

For those unable to get to the story, I still hope you enjoy seeing these angsty, magic boys - and the cat! ❤

(Festival season coming up, so expect me to be a touch more active! Doing @aftercamlann ... and probably @kinkalot ... I've repressed myself from Merlin smut for too long, haha...)

[brucebocchi]

colorblind pride flag just dropped

[deejay]

[herotox20-deactivated20210706]

[lee-e]

Receptionist in question

[jannieka394]

Me: [about fictional characters]

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[deceptive-owls]

EAAAAAHHHHHHH*blub blub*ahhh.

[badpsychicadvice]

Sound ON

[alsojetwolf]

Please unmute, I would not steer you wrong on something so important.

[studentlifeproblems]

[dappermouth]

[eye-socket-full-of-maggots]

[lumixercalderic-deactivated2016]

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

[tlirsgender]

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

[tlirsgender]

I don’t want to “have” a “conversation” I want to peel an orange and share it with you