I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.
I said āno way, centipedes donāt talk.ā The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me. A little later in that evening I went up to its tank and said āalright mate, Iām just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?ā The centipede said nothing, I scoffed and went to the pub. The next evening I thought Iād give it another try so I went to its tank again and said āalright mate, Iām just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?ā Still absolutely no response from the centipede, so I went on my way, cursing the pet shop owner. The following evening I thought I would give it one more try, so I went over to its tank and asked āalright mate, Iām just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?ā The centipede replied āI heard you the first time Iām just putting my fucking shoes onā
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