Mermaid

She/Her, Dutch 18+

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[cannibalcaprine]

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[pepper-steak12]

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[beetroot-merchant]

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[four-two-six]

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[ibuildblasters]

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[shed-some-light]

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[silaswhatever]

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[beetroot-merchant]

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[silly-gobbledygook-deactivated2]

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[living-shifting-oil]

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[asu-xu-namir]

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[star-mom-selkie]

[pissvortex]

I think I just found the only reasonable exchange involving two people with opposing views on porn to ever exist on this website

[elfbymoonlight]

actually so based

[jungwildeandfree]

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

[jungwildeandfree]

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[en-chi-la-da]

hinasouda week 2026 DAY THREE - sparks fly/anxiety

well this is just silly 💖✨💥

[norr106]

Stupid

[gb-patch]

Today is Juneteenth: A holiday that commemorates the end of slavery in the US.

GB Patch is proud to celebrate Black freedom and excellence in all ways. 💛 While there is still much work to be done, we hope that all who celebrate have a meaningful day!

Happy Juneteenth, everyone! 💚

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[aingeal98]

Cass's civilian identity being paper thin is so important to me actually. Barely anyone on the street knows Bruce Wayne's daughter and any of the press who are interested can't uncover a single thing other than him adopting her when she was 19. It leads to a whole lot of speculation but no actual facts.

Meanwhile you have assassins who are the best of the best, the cream of the crop, and anyone who is someone in the evil assassin underworld knows all about David Cain and his daughter who turned rogue and became Batgirl.

Which means most of them see her with Bruce Wayne and are like ohoho a clever plan by Batman indeed! Putting Batgirl undercover as Bruce Wayne's daughter to guard and protect Wayne, who's a key part of all the recent projects to improve Gotham City. Masterful gambit Mr Batman sir, you also get a spy who reports on everything Wayne's doing whenever you need it.

This gives Cass the freedom to not even try to hide herself behind some sort of helpless civilian persona. Attempted kidnappings of Bruce Wayne and his kids have dropped by 90% since she got adopted, as the first one to try and take a fancy party hostage got the shit kicked out of him by Cassandra Wayne while her father watched proudly.

The next attempt brought a gun and she disarmed him then broke his hand. Finally they sent a whole squad of mercenaries to kidnap Bruce and Tim on the way to a W.E business meeting only to find Cass in the car with them. The kidnapping did not go as planned and the goons have several questions as to why the fuck Bruce Wayne's daughter is a metahuman who dodges bullets. They never get answers.

She's the only batkid who never has to fake her abilities. Damian is highly indignant about this but she just pokes his forehead and tells him it's a skill issue when he complains.

[a-wild-child-has-appeared]

I like to imagine that the world’s villains assume Batman just dangled a lonely child on a string in front of Brucie Wayne to get Cassandra adopted and it worked.

They all lament about not thinking of it first and bagging a personal family of billionaires.

[authorofthemoon]

I present to you the trifecta of Danganronpa boys having gay thoughts about their male classmates and then suppressing those thoughts immediately. The bi panic is real.

[owo-shenanigans]

Hey,Hey may I get an image (not yandere, just little obssesed) reader who’s stalking and taking photos of their crush but doesn’t want to admit to them becouse of their status. One day crush confronts them about that.

That for Yandere Mikan and Touko…if you could…

You got it! I’m going into this with the assumption that they weren’t crushing on you before the confrontation, because people stalking each other is really funny but hard to write. Afterwords, however….

Yandere Mikan and Toko getting stalked by an obsessed reader

(CWs; yandere, stalking, mentions of murder in Toko’s.)

TOKO FUKAWA

Y'all have a little stalking conga line here.

You’re stalking Toko, she’s stalking Byakuya, he’s stalking the stock market…

Everyone who watches is a little disturbed.

Toko surprisingly doesn’t notice your stalking, and you try to keep out of the way of Genocide Jack- you don’t want to risk her alter ego catching you (and perhaps killing you).

If Toko sees you watching her, she goes up to you and badgers you about it. “Wh-wh-why are you looking at m-me, huh? Huh?! You thi-think I’m disgusting, so stop looking at me!!”

Toko has the vibe of “locking you in the basement so you have to love me”, but Genocide Jack has the “if I can’t have you, no one can” vibe; so she probably stabbed Byakuya six months after your stalking conga line began. You managed to take pictures of said event… But you don’t plan on turning her in.

No, you just send her the pictures you took, along with shyly written love notes. Hey, Byakuya is gone, so you have a chance now!

Toko… is extremely freaked out. She plans to burn the letters and photos- but Jack is intrigued. Why, they managed to catch her good side! And there are her scissors, glinting and shiny with blood!

She’s determined to find the person sending the notes- perhaps they’ll be more receptive to her love than Master ever could!

And when the pictures turn from murder shots to candids, Toko’s face circled with a heart and a stilted poem with it… 

Maybe she should start looking, too- at least to teach you how to write well.

MIKAN TSUMIKI

She does notice you staring at her, but she just assumes that you’re looking for a chance to bully her.

So whenever she does, she slowly makes her way over to you. But the moment she starts offering to take off her clothes, you start stammering and blushing, before running off!

Why- why would you do that? Do you hate her that much?!

After a month of your stalking and running away, she can’t take it anymore!

She’s going to break into- well, no, those are such strong words…

She’s going to go into your dorm room while you’re not there, to see what things you like, so you’ll stop running away from her all the time!

What she finds is a camera that you always have on you, and a wastebasket of crumpled paper. Mikan turns on the camera first-

And there she is. Over half the photos are of her, the other half you and some friends, maybe a nice scenery shot in there too. But it’s overwhelmingly Mikan. She never even noticed you were taking pictures of her! Were you going to edit her face onto some lewd model and post them around the school?!

Trembling, she upends your wastebasket- maybe she can do your homework for you? But what she finds is love letters, at least a dozen, all directed towards her. All listing the things you love about her, and all of them covered with the scrawl of you telling yourself that you weren’t brave enough to confess your feelings.

Unknown to her, her breathing was becoming more of a pant and her face was starting to flush. You didn’t hate her, in fact-!

“Oh, Y/N…” she cooed, staring at a picture of you and your friends on your desk.

“I’ll take care of you, now and forever. I can’t let the only one who loves me get hurt, now can I?”

She giggled, a high and breathy sound as she tore the picture from the frame. She needed her own collection, after all!

[project-catgirlpiller]

[tiny-space-whale]

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

[deviouz]

something something sebastian definitely has a slight southern drawl to his voice.

it’s more prevalent when he’s tired. his voice goes a little deeper, words less enunciated, and he’s long-forgotten putting on his pseudo-city accent to save face, to pretend that he isn’t part of pelican town.

it took him a while to figure out why you got so shy and flustered whenever the twinge of country-talk comes out to play, but he definitely uses it to his advantage once he realizes what’s going on.

“‘m going out to town later,” sebastian leans down to whisper next to your ear, a chaste kiss soon trailing from your shoulder to your neck, “need me to get ya’ anythin’ while i’m out?”

his head drops down then, nestling into the crook of your neck, while his arms wrap around you from behind. you’re stood frozen in shock, hands gripping at the kermit the frog themed coffee mug as you scrambled to find words — literally any words.

“or i could stay home…” sebastian’s words trailed off as his hand wandered into your (his) nightshirt with a tempting touch. “‘n we could go back to bed. wanna have some fun, darlin’?”

[liberalsarecool]

Vote for progressives. #DSA #ZohranMamdani

[myrandomstuffpage]

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

[blackfandom]

I am going to make rant art about something I noticed and I need you all to engage with it in good faith or so fucking help me.

[blackfandom]

I can’t be… the only one that notices this right.

[blackfandom]

Image repost because I was just now informed that the image had no background.

[blackfandom]

Did not realize that the background saved transparent. My bad for those who couldn’t see it.

[justatechnowizard]

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