[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[connemor]

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

[tastefullyoffensive]

30 Funniest Tweets Of All Time From Thursday (May 21, 2026)

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[my-dailydreams]

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[crtter]

This pizza was made over here in Brazil and I’m happy to inform everyone that the method they used to get the toppings over the whole dough evenly is just slightly less funny than what the last poster in the thread suggested:

They hovered a guy over it using a crane and maneuvered him around by pushing him with a pole.

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[iamoutofideas]

that’s the tiger from sopping wet sunday

[thingsfromthedirt]

details of Maruyama Ōkyo's Morning Glories and Puppies painting on cedar doors (1784)

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[aquariiy00m]

my dnd kitty Yukrie!! theyre a wild magic sorcerer

[birdyvadu]

"Now rise, Gideon Nav."

One of Harrow's hundred AUs for sure lol

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Inspired by the beautiful Gideon and Harrow cosplay photo by @anotherworld_cosplay on IG. Go see their cosplay! When I saw that photo I gasped and lost my mind! It's in one of the slides.

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[tempest-or-something]

Palamedes's sexuality is very funny to me because I thought about it and I realized that he's presumed straight probably mostly because he is one of only 3 prominent male characters in the series and has never interacted with either of the others. He has no opportunity to be gay. Gideon the Ninth probably fails the reverse bechdel test and that's iconic.

[the-boring-distopia]

Harrow, Gideon and Ianthe: wow this sucks I wonder what the others are doing

Least crazy Camilla Hect sideplot:

[peniswizard69]

Pyrrha: had to break up two fights at work today, it was crazy

Camilla's normal Tuesday:

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[sugarspicetwins]

[damuch0]

reading htn ☺️