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girls who are anti-feminists ?????? ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ¿ ?????????? ¿ ¿ ¿ ?????
boys who are anti-feminists ??????? ¿ ??????? ¿ ? ¿ ? ¿ ???
anti-feminism ???????? ¿ ¿ ? ¿ ??????? ¿ ¿ ¿ ???????
“meninism” ????? ¿ ? ¿ ¿ ? ¿ ??? ¿ ?????? ¿ ¿ ????? wHaT tHE fUcK
male singers who refuse to sing katy perry’s “e.t.” as horny as she did are cowards
i dont even like katy perry but like she! went full on alien-fucking horny in that song. a male cover in that exact voice inflection would’ve been perfect for my venom playlist. but no. straight men are always horny, except when it comes to singing about aliens i guess. cowards.
i can’t fuckin stand people in the armed forces who act like they’re gifts from the gods and they’re protecting our freedoms like first off u probably joined cuz u wanted a guaranteed career and second off what freedoms is u protecting? which war was about freedom? not Vietnam, not the gulf war, not the afghan war, not the occupation in Iraq
I’m glad this post is still making people mad
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone
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Transitioning has been and continues to be one of the hardest things I have ever done, but it has also been one of the most rewarding - HRT honestly saved my life.
/r/choosingbeggars is the only good Subreddit I’ve decided
This is one of the best ones I’ve found from there
Damn you’re right
This is so cursed I swear I lost five years of life
It’s missing the best one. NEXT!
i saw this in a bp group and cackled too much not to keep it
I completely lost it at “then don’t buy an accordion!!”
These make me so angry
The future is now
HER SHRuG EMOTICON ONLY HAS ONE ARM!!!
The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense
I’m here for women with powerful dogs!
My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.
It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.
My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.
Thor Odinson: God of Thunder and Feminist Icon
Thor really drinking his respect women juice
What
I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…
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i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me
This is the america they don’t want you to see
i love america
This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry
*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary
People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.
Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture:
Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.
Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.
The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.”
Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”
The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)
It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”
This was adorable lmao
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FEMA actually uses waffle houses as part of their metrics for disasters. it’s an unofficial metric but it is literally called The Waffle House Index.
The Waffle House Index is an informal metric used by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) to determine the effect of a storm and the likely scale of assistance required for disaster recovery.
“lf you get there and the Waffle House is closed? That’s really bad… That’s where you go to work.”
EZRA MILLER for Playboy (2018), ph. Ryan Pfluger.
