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[merrybberry]

（ｉДｉ）Thank you to those who reached out to me to let me know this account was hacked and posting spam!!

[zanyzarah]

Im opening limited commissions! Contact me via Tumblr Messenger to get things started. I only take payment once my work for you is finished. Slots will be updated periodically, so check back every so often if you find you didn’t get a chance. Feel free to shoot me any questions! 

Slots: 1. RESERVED 2. 3. Outfit slots: 1. 2.

[merrybberry]

My lovely friend is opening commissions!!! Her art style is incredible check her out!!

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

[supermario17karate-deactivated2]

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.

wheres your god now

[to-galgadot]

💜😍💜😍💜😍

[raincityruckus]

i am overcome

[hubblegleeflower]

Today’s sexuality: Gal Gadot flicking up the hem of her skirt and casually taking two pistols out of the tops of her thigh high stockings, looking bored but somehow also cheeky.

[actualhumancryptid]

Sweet mother, I can’t do the dishes. Aphrodite has smashed me over the head with gay longing. I’m gonna need at least a day.

[cheese24k]

[perksofbeingacheesestick-deacti]

omfg the tears

[anniephantom]

found a new fucking favorite song right here

[dewgonite]

Evening made

[spidersontheweb-deactivated2014]

2 seconds in and I reblogged.

[unstable-biotic-deactivated2015]

its about time tumblr found this

[love-lays-bleeding]

@lame-kid-on-couch @ladyyatexel @annawrites

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

It works too! tried it myself

[milanadoraz]

I HAD NO CLUE THIS EXISTED??? BOOST

[virgomoncler]

BOOOOSSSSTTTTTT !!!

[yeoldenews]

1. Garland Ironmonger is the best name I’ve ever seen.

2. I looked Mr. Ironmonger up and it turns out he grew up to be an honest to god fighter pilot.

3. COLONEL Ironmonger flew F-86 Sabres.

4. Garland Ironmonger: Sabrejet Pilot sounds like something straight out of a bad 70s sci-fi novel that I would totally read.

(source: The Newport News Daily Press, December 15, 1936.)

[wigshewrote]

I can’t believe Adam Rippon murdered every straight athlete and that homophobic reporter in a single interview

[argonauticae]

Things That People Have Said To Me Since I Started Working In A Yarn Shop

“i need more of the rowan felted tweed, i’m making some first-world-war balaclavas and i’ve run out”

“i’m making my husband an x-files themed jumper for christmas and i can’t find a good colour for the spaceship”

“do you have any wool/acrylic blends on sale, i’m making hats for the seamen’s mission to give to sailors and i know they say to use acrylics because they’re cheap but it gets awfully cold at sea and i worry”

“i need some black wool for gloves, but it has to be flame-proof because i’m making them for the beltane fire-jugglers”

“could you see if you have another copy of this pattern for a baby shawl, i’ve knitted it in different colours for all of my six children and twelve grandchildren but it’s started to fall apart a bit"

[from a blond, six-foot surfer dude] “yeah, do you have any really light needles, i’m going backpacking around argentina and i want to do some socks while i’m on the coach but there isn’t much room in my rucksack”

“which of these colours do you think would be best for a knitted corgi”

“do you have any patterns for dog hats”

[argonauticae]

like honestly you don’t even understand how happy this makes me, like half the time these women are really self-deprecating about it - “oh this is probably a really silly question”, “you’re going to think this is really weird but -” - and i’m just like no!! this is amazing!!! yes, we do have patterns for dog hats!!! please tell me all about why you’re knitting a dog hat!!!! 

and i mean, some of the stuff they make is unbelievable. there’s one lady who knits wedding-ring shawls, these enormous lace shawls they do on shetland that’re about six feet across and made out of yarn that’s basically thread, which you can pull through a wedding ring because they’re so fine. and there’s another lady who knits dolls about three inches tall and she’s like eighty and she’s done maybe two thousand of them and i found this out yesterday when she came in for a pattern for an entire knitted nativity scene, including the animals and the star. and there’s all the ladies who knit clothes to donate to the refugees and tiny, tiny clothes for premature or stillborn babies at the maternity unit and hats for the seamen’s mission and jumpers for the homeless, and all the ladies making this incredible stuff for their friends or their relatives or just because they feel like it, and it’s just, they’re my favourite, every single one of these people is my favourite

[inactiveaccount12345678]

My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

[systlin]

Humans will pack bond with anything. 

[mxnrique]

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

[dawva]

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

[nos3um]

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

[afrodesiacworldwide]

IG-@queenteddy 💃🏾

[merrybberry]

Tada! An EDC themed poster based off of a painting I did of a girl with a moon! This was commissioned by a friend and it’s going to be printed out to its full 18in by 24in to be a Christmas present 😭🎉🎉 I’m thinking about selling prints of this if anyone was interested in having their own weird poster 🌼!

[gaywrites]

“We both are in the middle, and nobody teases us for it.”

ICYMI: Kumu Hina, an indigenous Hawaiian hula teacher who identifies as mahu (”in the middle” when it comes to gender), comforts a transgender student in the trailer for the upcoming film A Place in the Middle. (via BuzzFeed)

[jedifolk]

This is an incredible mini-documentary, its 25 min out of your day but I seriously recommend watching it. Such a great story about recognizing the gender spectrum and de colonizing one’s history. Bawled my eyes out 10/10 would recommend. 

[actual-locus]

This is absolutely beautiful and Im deeply touched by this  little film, holy shit. Its pure beauty. everybody go watch

[psy-faerie]

I really needed this tonight

[babyanimalgifs]

[wizardjpeg]

horses keep getting into the tower basement and eating all of the meat reserves. i think they may be living in the walls

[wizardjpeg]

it’s so frutstrating to have to clean up their shells off the basement floor after they’ve molted

[aselleus]

sounds like you could have an infestation on your hands.

[wizardjpeg]

theres nothing wrong with my hands