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mervyn | irl fox for realsies | 30-ish | they/she/it | lex, ky | icon by falcoworks.tumblr.com

[alucard-emery]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jadedresearcher]

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

[geyfrog]

I actually was looking for "sheets.google.com", but nice try.

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

[boringkate]

It's so important to spend at least 25 hours a day hugging a stuffed animal.

[muttsandmustelidae]

man, dogs are so hard to read. thinking about getting some talking buttons so i can figure out exactly what he wants

[muttsandmustelidae]

wait what the fuck

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[dorkhellbside]

*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I'm not doctor but i'll take a look. *Just fucking BITES you* Now i'm no fancy doctor but i'll take a look

[astroaurastuff]

*bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk* *bonk*

[lindleland]

me at the batting cage baked out of my mind

[septic-everlasting]

Tis the season

[gigabats]

[undeadentropy]

Time to get spoopy

[porcupine-girl]

[iineptune]

ace attorney is to law what house is to medicine. vibes based and completely full of malpractice but whoooo cares

[commandtower-solring-go]

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.

[beemovieerotica]

people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop

[starbluethunder]

[jeekoftheweek]

E, F, G, H... I... fuck what comes after I

the very next letter:

[evilscientist3]

[little-lxnari]

J

[shut-up-jab]

[gif87a-com]

[queen-mihai]

The defense system is functioning effectively